Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bridget's Valentine shoes



Bridget got a lolipop, a teddy bear and a little somethin' from her very cute boy friend for Valentines day..but, look at her shoes! Do men design these things? Yeah, men design these things. Do they think we're so crippled up from wearing their shitty shoes that our feet actually are shaped like two points? If you buy the shoes to fit the width of your toes then there's a pointy flap sticking out. Stupid men shoe designers! I aint buying your crap! You stupid! Asswipes!



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. I am a man with no particular foot fetish, but those lil' smokies are wack!.

You are right about the designing shoes bit. Leave women's shoes to the ones that wear them Tom Cruise may have some input.

Anonymous said...

The first four toes are the same length! No wonder the damn shoe doesn't fit!

Anonymous said...

He is a cutie pie and 1/2. What a change from Hef (gag).

I know, right?, these shoes are meant for inhuman feet. And so comfortable, too, with either a big flap on the front or your toes dragging alongside. I won't wear them.

Anonymous said...

well, most 'shoe designers' are women hating gays - so why are you surprised?

and women should not buy such crap. But women are stupid and buy everything some gay misogynist tells them to buy.

Anonymous said...

Eek! Pink bear claws!

Anonymous said...

More like monkey toes. Eew.

Anonymous said...

i guess its just to see who has the prettiest toes. i can't go there, my toes don't shape up right. i've heard that you can have cosmetic surgery on toes though - so there is hope for me and everyone else yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! at least we (wimmen) don't have to foot-bind anymore..... that really hurt.

Anonymous said...

i dont think there's anything wrong with the shape of the shoes..bridget just has really wonky feet.. her fourth toe is freakishly long..if it was the length it is supposed to be the shoes would look great.