Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Contractually obligated to form mindless chatter

All the gals from He's Just Not That Into You are suddenly relationship experts despite their dismal romantic track records. Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Jenifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin and Scarlett Johansson continue their tour of the heart with group yak fests aimed at improving our love lives. This sage advice includes gems like, don't play games and be yourself. When Drew Barrymore comes off as the genius of the group..well, there may be a small problem. As for Connelly? I don't take advice from anyone who needs to shave her eyebrows. Ehhh, look at them. Would you take advice from any of them??

Posted by DD

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

aniston is the one who probably takes notes when the others give advice....

Anonymous said...

no

Anonymous said...

Anyone who spells their name "Ginnifer" is a twat.

Anonymous said...

i can't stand scarjo. my friend says she always sounds like she's talking with cotton balls in her mouth (or just balls)..she sucks!

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

Lunch!

Anonymous said...

I love Drew!

Anonymous said...

I'd take fashion/beauty advice from Jennifer Connelly. She is fucking gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

Drew looks like she needs to tuck the lining back into her dress.