Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The crumbling kingdom of Kate Gosselin


Remember last week when Kate spent 4 hours cleaning the fridge in her new million dollar home? Oh, yes, it was dirty, filthy, disgusting, nasty and she made sure everyone knew it, including the doctor and his family who sold it to her. 4 hours! And that was just the fridge side, the freezer needed another whole day! That's the fridge right there..do you see any mold? Anyway, poor Kate had to neglect her 8 kids to clean. She couldn't talk to them, help them or be in the same room with them. She spent the episode with her fridge and one of her 4 year old boys waited for her to help him until he just couldn't hold it anymore and pooped on the floor. Joooooooooon! Come wipe your son, I'm busy!
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Here's the kicker. On last nights moving episode, there was a new fridge. All that screaming and cleaning....and she replaced the thing. Those in the know tell me it's an $8,000 dollar stainless model. The rest of the episode was spent with Kate yelling at Jon for not using a coupon for a shower head he bought. That dumb jerk Jon! Kate's on a budget. If he keeps fucking up their fiances, someone's going to have to........GET A JOB. How much does sniffing human shit pay? She's really good at that.
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Posted by DD

24 comments:

Lor said...

Oh Kate

I really wanna slap you and call you out on how much of an ass you are!

Anonymous said...

besides the bloggers, is that show even watched? Who who would watch the (probably) new one with the 14 kids.

Anonymous said...

theres a good chance someone donated a fridge..i myself watched the show and didnt notice if it was new or not. But most of the things they have get donated to them, people will do anything to get their names on tv.

Anonymous said...

She's so predictable.

The recent comment that Jon is cheating on her with a 19 year old from Utah...I just can't get that out of my head!

Dirty Disher said...

No kidding, someone donated it. Kate Gosselin doesn't pay for a damn thing. Greedy bitch.

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

Does she give lessons?

Anonymous said...

I WANT Jon to be cheating. Can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but if there was ever a guy caught up in a marriage situation he could not handle -- this is the guy. I want him to see that not all women are like Katie Irene and that most of us are nice, normal, intelligent people who don't make up words and beat their husbands emotionally or physically on TV.

I want him to find someone else. How do you like that?

Anonymous said...

So it's either the ho plan for life or the multiple births plan...I need to hurry up and pick one. I"ll be 25 in a couple of weeks and am running out of time. -G

Anonymous said...

"The recent comment that Jon is cheating on her with a 19 year old from Utah...I just can't get that out of my head!"

Whoa, what?

my9cats said...

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/wernersville-pa/TOP45U6F50UULN3H7/p2

Interesting comments from the locals. Jon allegedly has been seen cruising the Berks bar scene where young teachers hang out. Guess he's trying to get edumacated. What an ass.

Anonymous said...

Something in my fridge reeks to high heaven and I can't figure out what it is. Maybe this bitch can come clean out my ice box on national TV.

Why do people sit around and watch this shit? There are better things on TV...like Brady Bunch. You never see Alice scraping mildew off the freezer seal.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said~~
I WANT Jon to be cheating. Can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but if there was ever a guy caught up in a marriage situation he could not handle -- this is the guy.

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I want it to, so you are not alone. Not because I am a mean person, well maybe a little, but for the simple fact of having Greedy Katie come down off her organic pedestal. I would not at all be surprised if Jon was riding something else besides snow trails in Utah. With a wife like Kate who pretty much turned him into a balless wonder, any man would cheat.

Anonymous said...

The best was when she was bossing the movers around and she said, "I love to boss men around". Cut to the love couch and Jon's goofy face. As soon as Kate can't see his face his expression is priceless. He is so out of there

Anonymous said...

what i think is funny is that everyone bitches about them, yeah they took a risk getting pregnant and having those kids. But your telling me if you were in her shoes on a fixed budget with 8 kids, you wouldnt take things people offered you for free? Take free vacations? Its not like they went on the hunt for the show, they were OFFERED IT. And that pays money, i dont blame them for doing what they do.

Anonymous said...

thats how millions on welfare feel too 1:32.

Anonymous said...

With so many phones able to take a photo why aren't these people at the bar with Jon (aka Jane) taking a photo to prove they met the balless wonder. Gah, can you imagine being the other woman and having crazy assed Kate come after you for humping Jane? Did we ever find out what happened to the Girlfriend Jane had that "disappeared" the day after he met Katie Pooh @ the park????

Anonymous said...

I would be so happy with that beautiful mortgage free house and all of those bautiful children.

Did they have this many children on purpose? Or was it an "OMG" moment?

Anonymous said...

i want one of the chicks that jon is screwing to go public on him. do it please!!!! let there be some justice in the world.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone really believe that all her bitching about the dirty fridge was anything other than a cry for a brand new one? I'll bet she was so upset at the idea that the place came with an old fridge, that she probably very consciously set out to manipulate a new one out of someone. Mission accomplished, Katie. . . you truly are a master of whorecraft.

Anonymous said...

I agree. I think Katie Irene was screwing up her face in disgust for 4 hours "cleaning" that fridge so that a new one would be donated to her. And just like that -- another appeared. IDIOTS! Who in their right mind is still buying the con?

Dirty Disher said...

Oh, there's a ton of controversy about the hows and whys of the Gosselins multiple litter. This was no happy accident. And they were on forms of welfare right after the birth. Heat assistance and a state funded nurse to name a couple. So, why would you have more babies when you have no income? Ahhh. Research on Kate Gosselin will provide you with answers that will curl you hair.

Anonymous said...

Another upcoming Kate Gosselin book "Whorecraft". "You, too, can become a millionaire using only a small injection of hormones and a man/child with half a brain". Just $19.99.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
what i think is funny is that everyone bitches about them, yeah they took a risk getting pregnant and having those kids. But your telling me if you were in her shoes on a fixed budget with 8 kids, you wouldnt take things people offered you for free? Take free vacations? Its not like they went on the hunt for the show, they were OFFERED IT. And that pays money, i dont blame them for doing what they do.

February 4, 2009 1:32:00 AM GST

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HELLLLLLLO! Wake the fuck up people, the bitch submitted her home videos 'THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR VIDEO!' (from an early episode). Who, besides THEM would say that in a home movie? Who? She shopped her family out for $$. The bitch had motives BEFORE she even got pregnant. Reports from people who worked with her said she'd walk around with Bobbi McCaughey's first book as an 'inspiration'. The bitch had a plan from the get-go. And now, thank god, this asshole in CA is helping to blow the lid off of the Kon game! Again, I can guarangoddamntee ya, that 98% of Americans relish their children and their family PRIVACY above GREED!

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah! I have no problem with them supporting their family with a tv show. What I have a problem with is the kids work 24/7, have no privacy, are shown naked and the Gosselins LIE LIE LIE.