Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ellen Page And Drew Barrymore Are The Hot New Lesbian Couple

Step aside Lindsay and Sam, there's a hot new lesbian couple on the Hollywood scene: Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore. Yes, Gertie and Juno are slurping each other's tuna. Open evidence of their relationship came to light at a recent Cat Power concert in Hollywood, where Drew was seen to rest her head on Ellen's shoulder and rub her nose on her neck. Lesbians at a Cat Power concert? Who ever heard of that?

And there's sure to be plenty more hot lesbian action in Drew and Ellen's new movie Whip It!, which stars Ellen as a small-town misfit who joins a roller derby league. Drew is directing that movie...and I think we know how Ellen got the part.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

No other lezzy can ever compete with Drew's chin. It was made for pleasure when it gets grooving down there.

Anonymous said...

Ellen Page reminds me of Janene Garaflo.

Was this a benefit for cats(literally )?

Drew Barrymore has always said that she was bi-sexual,whatever that is.lol~ but Ialso know that she loves animals ;)

Anonymous said...

Aw, jeez. Am I gonna have to stop reading The Dirty Disher? DD is sometimes mean but usually witty. Crabbie is always mean and thinks profanity and vulgarity = wit. There was a reason Crabbie and DD's GOSSIP SMACKDOWN was not a big hit.

Anonymous said...

mean and witty
angry too do you guys drink and post?

Dirty Disher said...

If you've ever looked at the dates on the Smackdown blog, you'd know I had a tragedy in my family shortly after it was started. This blog was all I could handle for a long time. Not that we expected it to be a giant hit..it was just a peek into bloggers minds for our 3 fans. As for bloggin' drunk? I don't drink, but, I keep saying someday I will get the hang of it.

Anonymous said...

Don't feed the Keira Stalker, Dishy.

Anonymous said...

Tuna? What a gent.. I agree with Anon 11:33. No style at all.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

crabbie go away, you are gross

Anonymous said...

DD, didn't your vet this guy?

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think Crabbie is a lot much nicer on this blog than when he had his own. Frankly, I miss Crabbie's mean blogs and rants, they were hilarious! I'm not liking the nicer Crabs.

You people need to stop being such old farts and get over your "profanity and vulgarity issues". If you don't like Crabbie's posts, then skip them and move onto DD's!

Anonymous said...

My point was, strings of words like "slurping each other's tuna" and "Go fuck yourself, you useless bitch" are not witty, not original, not entertaining at all. They're just mean and tiresome and no fun to read, and who needs that in a gossip blog?

I am an old fart, one who has quite the trash mouth and who enjoys a good joke. I'm so old I was in my 20s in 1971 when The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic came out, and I remember one strip in which Fat Freddy's cat was being harrassed by someone and thought to himself "Must think of a snappy comeback!" He thinks and thinks and thinks and finally comes up with "Eat shit, motherfucker!" See? Not a snappy comeback. ---Anon 11:33

Anonymous said...

Well then you must love Don Rickels. What a great comedian.

Anonymous said...

"slurping each other's tuna"...you can tell that's crabbies. He has vagina envy and mine smells like fresh peaches. :)

Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHA fresh peaches yeah RIGHT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

God... Drew is really showing her age.

Anonymous said...

They are just friends you dick. Worked on a film together and like the same kinda music. You're pathetic.

Anonymous said...

From the photo is looks as though the ladies went to see Chan (-Marshal, a singer/songwriter that performs under the moniker 'Cat Power') with Gossip Girl actor Chace Crawford and Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill.

Anonymous said...

They´re not lesbians, there just very good friends... only for a kiss in a shoot you say this kind of stupid things... and besides... what if they were?
Why don´t you waste your time doing other things instead of talking shits about Drew and Ellen.

Assholes ¬¬

Dave James said...

They make a hot couple. Lezzy or not.