Monday, February 23, 2009

The eternal love


I love your ass. No, I love your ass. No, I love your ass more.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate these poses. She has stated in the past that she dislikes the intimate cuddly side of her sperm donor/babysitter. Remember the bath comment?. They both know that everyone is looking and snapping pics. I doubt she stares at him like this at home--
PHOTO OP!

Anonymous said...

Definitely a photo op. She knew all cameras would be firing.

I hope she does look at him like that at home. Why wouldn't she?

Anonymous said...

Like she wasn't doing that solely for the cameras. Riiiiiiight.

Anonymous said...

her jewelry looked plastic....i didn't see it sparkle at all...

Anonymous said...

Plastic jewelry for a plastic person.

Anonymous said...

Although I loathe Skankalina, her dress was definitely the best of the night.

Anonymous said...

Stuff your fingers up my cunt you soul-less ovarian cyst.

Anonymous said...

I really liked the dress and the jewels. I thought she looked beautiful.

Maggie- you need to relax. go drink a bottle of vodka or something. btw, what's wrong w/ ovarian cysts? we need them in order to ovulate and thereby, reproduce.

Anonymous said...

Pissymood – I would invite you to gargle my rancid twat phlegm but that would require my having actual physical contact with a non-academic plebeian, so you’ll pardon me if I simply mock you from afar instead.

Anonymous said...

What a couple of phonies. Rumor has it they slept in separate beds that night. Wouldn't surprise me after seeing her sour puss mug all evening long.

Anonymous said...

DD, I love all your comments and enjoy the comments of your posters. But there is something wrong with Maggie. Is she looking through a bad words book and trying to work them all into her sentences? Very juvenile. I'll skip reading hers from now on (if it is, indeed, a her).

Anonymous said...

It's almost as if they are "acting"!!!!

"This is how we play perfect Hollywood couple" and in the next breath she's probably treating him like Mrs. Gosselin treats HER ball-less child, I mean husband.

On D.L. Hugley they were interviewing people on the street and the question was, "If Brad Pitt actually became the baby like he did in Bengimim Button, would Angelina adopt him?"

Anonymous said...

Maggie is in character!.

This is the real her I assume since her erudite comments and lugubrious attitude evoke her elitist persona.

She is pecksnifian and a manky actress at best. She has no choice though since every time she looks in the mirror she can't escape the image in front of her. Fug! ne plus ultra.

Anonymous said...

Vapid peasants. These feeble attempts to psychoanalyse your social and intellectual betters speaks volumes of your longing to be valued and adored. That is why you pretend to despise me and those like me.

The Gyllenhaals and the Brangelinas of this world are your only focus since we have what you never will; we are steeped knee-deep in the only currency worth a damn on this recession-ravaged planet – fame. We have it, you want it. Simple as that. But you will never reach our heights, which is why you lash out at us time and again. How tragic for you.

Worthless vermin. You can all gag on my twat gravy.

Anonymous said...

lmao rofl

Anonymous said...

Wow very mature..

Anyway..I think they make a beautiful couple.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Hi Maggie,

Your inability to spell "psychoanalize" speaks volumes of your education.

Anonymous said...

Oh Maggie,

Status variabilis, egestatem, potestatem dissoluit et glaciem.

Anonymous said...

Hi Anonymous at 9:05,

Google the word “psychoanalyse” so that my righteousness may crush your meagre genitalia.

Also, suck on my virtuous cuntflaps.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Anonymous at 9:14,

May vestri liberi suffoco in meus toxic cumfarts pro infinitio.

Anonymous said...

Hello Maggie,

I am not 9:05--but he/she is right. The correct spelling of the word is "psychoanalyze".

Not being bellicose and do not wish to engage in tete-a-tete; but Webster's dictionary trumps internet rubbish and especially bastardized language.

May all your orifices and permeating vegetable odors and secretions keep you healthy and happy. I do love your work.

Yours for better spelling,

M. Post
English teacher

Anonymous said...

Dearest M. Post English teacher,

Shove it up your asshole.

Sincerely,

M. Gyllenhaal,
Sanctified paramour.

Anonymous said...

Also, it should read "ad infinitum" versus "pro infinto".
Where did you learn Latin, same place you learned to wash your hair?.

Anonymous said...

An it is "psychoanalyze".
ha, ha

Anonymous said...

You question me because you fear me.

Unwashed troglodytes.