Friday, February 13, 2009

Fricking Hell Man

You wanna know what's grosser than Octomom's distended, stretch-marked belly? Yeah...that. I haven't seen anything like that since the last time I tried crossing a bridge in a fairy tale. What's up with her hair? Actually, there's something more disturbing in this picture: Jake's Brad-hat. Be careful there Jakey-Poo - if Octomom sees you she might think you are Brad and kidnap you and make you daddy to her misbegotten brood. I got the shivers now.

10 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

I think she has something stuck in her teef. Eww.

Hollywoodite said...

I'll tell you what gives *me* the shivers... the fact that Agent Provocateur actually made that woman the ~FACE~ of their lingerie line last year!

Ewwww!

Unknown said...

now that you mention Octopussy...she's now crying about getting threatening messages on her website ......WHATEVER!!!!

Barb said...

Sorry. I could never figure out how MG was remotely "beautiful or sexy". I figured it was money and the addled brains in Hollywood!

Anonymous said...

Second generation hollywood nepotism is why this pair of fuck ugly siblings have careers. Maggie looks worse than the washed out, overworked, underpaid women you see on the subways with 3 bags.

Anonymous said...

she looks pretty good here: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=55133&fid=25599

hahah

Anonymous said...

anon @ 10:09 wrote: "she looks pretty good here: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=55133&fid=25599
hahah"

LOL!!! Hard to believe it could get any better.

Anonymous said...

Maggie is great. Jake is fine. Why pick on normal people?

Anonymous said...

Jake is okay Mags however, is a pretentious piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Maggie is pretentious and obnoxious. Do you think Agent Provocateur would have picked her out at the mall for her looks if she wasn't an actress?.