sourceKate Beckinsale was quoted at Elton John’s post-Oscar bash saying that she just wanted to go home to have a cup of tea and a bowl of Pot Noodles. Well, the flavor development people at the instant noodle company heard this, and have decided to come out with a flavor in her honor: “Steak & Beckinsale.”
PotNoodles spokesperson "Steak & Beckinsale is just like Kate – classically British and a tasty little number."
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Really, Steak & Beckinsale???? I would have called them Pharaohs Tomb noodles, Cup O Cunt, or Pot of Twat.
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I shouldn't laugh but i just couldn't help myself.
"Steak & Beckinsale"? Someone smokes the good stuff thats all i can say.
Love those earrings though.
I think she calls it the Pharaoh's Tomb because it's where dirty Arabs go to die.
I have no idea how anyone can eat those things..nothing but fat and salt.
I think she's a beautiful woman even though she eats pot noodles.
Eliza
why do you twats all comment as anonymous
I think they should call it "Kate's tasty bits"; I'd buy it, she's hot.
I know she has a big mouth and is full of herself, but she always looks clean (unlike Keira), and fresh.
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