Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Gosselins got replaced on my TV


I watched a movie last night instead of the Greedy Gosselins 30 minute infomercial. I know there are some of you who come here every Tuesday to see what I have to say about the fuckery that is the Greeds, but, well, frankly, they bore me. How can you watch an entire show about a crazy cunt who scrubs invisible mansion mold for a half hour?
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I watched Saturday Night Fever instead and you know what? Still good. I did tune into TLC once during a commercial and saw the half wit taking his screamers on a walk through his private woods. They were yowling, screeching, poking each other with big sticks, sobbing..there was a ton of snot and mean. Serious mean. Don't you even try and tell me I don't know kids and that I only have ONE four year old here and that's why she acts better than the Howlers. Uh uh. I've taught large classes of 5 year olds and taken them on field trips. None of them acted like that. The Greedlin clan are the most obnoxious disgruntled bunch of 4 and a half year olds I have ever seen. Why are these kids so nasty and unhappy? Oh, because they were raised by ignorant child pimpers. I forgot for a second. Anyhow..back to Saturday Night Fever. Spoiler, Bobby falls off the bridge and Tony makes a friend. Which is more than the Gosselin's have.

21 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

And if you don't like that picture, feel free to kiss my ass.

Anonymous said...

i've always liked that SNF poster pix! :) that is a good movie!

Anonymous said...

Actually, I do come here to find out what goes on in the plus 8 household. Somehow I can't stand to watch it myself.

Dirty Disher said...

Sorry, maybe I can watch it next week but, rich people who don't work and hate each other do get boring. It's clear they hate their kids too.

Anonymous said...

I know. If it was just the hateful, over-the-top greed on the surface, maybe I could watch, but the undercurrent of how bad things are for those kids just makes it unwatchable for me.

Dirty Disher said...

I agree. I love hating Kate, but, geez how can they hate their kids? They do though, you can tell.

Anonymous said...

You know DD I didn't quite get how you feel about "The EVIL ONE" :) but I know that those kids (and probably octo's too) deserve better than what they got.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE DD... It comes on again later in the week. You have to watch and comment. I can't wait to hear what you have to say about Kate telling Jon something like "oh it has to be all about you" and next I want to hear you comment on when Kate says her kids "deserve it". Those kids were just unlucky enough to be born to her. That doesn't mean they deserve the McMansion. Plus, I think they have tucked away (or tied up) Maddy and Cara in one of the unused rooms. They haven't been on in a while. Maybe they aren't as "cute" as they were a year ago. Ratings you know.

Anonymous said...

pick on Kate and her ball-less husband. the kids did not ask to be showcased to the world and picked on because of their parents

Anonymous said...

It was painful to watch.
Jon can be a real ass and I thought he was going to smack Alexis when he grabbed her stick and broke it over his knee.
He also yelled to one of the boys, "Walk like a MAN!"
Jon, how are any of your sons supposed to know what a man is? They don't have a role model to show them so they act like wussy morons just like daddy.

Anonymous said...

I watch SNF EVERY time I come across it....."Dont touch my hair " love it

Anonymous said...

Oh, man, I don't blame you I couldn't watch those snot nosed howler monkeys either. Granted they can't help that their rotten to the core vile excuses for parents have caused them to become feral horrors but I'm not tuning it in for "entertainment" I too would rather watch Tony swivel those hips then the brats melt down just like dear old mom.

Dirty Disher said...

Yuz hit da hair. Ma, he hit da hair.

Anonymous said...

haters...just because you dont live the life they do dont go on hating..do something useful asshole!

Anonymous said...

I HATE YOU GUYS WHO HAVE NOOOOO LIFE AND HAVE TO TRASH ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU GUYS! THEY DO NOT HATE THEIR KIDS, THEY LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, THEY ARE AMAZING PEOPLE AND THEY ARE NOT RICH TLC PAID FOR THEIR NEW HOUSE. THEY HAVE GREAT LIVES (UNLIKE YOU GUYS) MEAN COMMENTS ARE JUST MAKING YOU GUYS WORSE PEOPLE! I LOVVVEEEEEEEE THE GOSSELINS AND THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY! THEY WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE EIGHT KIDS THEY WERE NOT PLANNING ON IT.( UNLIKE THE OCTO MOM) ANY KID HAS MELT DOWNS JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!!! I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVV THEM!

Anonymous said...

You guys really need a life i mean if they didnt love there kids why would they take them on all those trips and whoever is saying mean things about the gosselins then you dont have a life so get one lozers the gosselin parents are great as well as the kids so there and just letting you kno how much of a low life lozer you are your saying mean things about 5 year olds nobodys pearfect not even your own kid or sibling thats just what i think you are just jealous of them i loveeee the gosselins and i always will!!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys really need a life i mean if they didnt love there kids why would they take them on all those trips and whoever is saying mean things about the gosselins then you dont have a life so get one lozers the gosselin parents are great as well as the kids so there and just letting you kno how much of a low life lozer you are your saying mean things about 5 year olds nobodys pearfect not even your own kid or sibling thats just what i think you are just jealous of them i loveeee the gosselins and i always will!!!!

Anonymous said...

that's kinda mean bcuz they r 5 year olds. and 4 an adult 2 say that...that's unbelievably mean.

Anonymous said...

jon and kate gosselin LOVE their kids. Their show is very real and you know what? Real people yell and scream at their children. Real people get stressed. They have 8 kids and they have cameras around the house 4 days a week.Yes, they will get stressed. And you know what, THEY ARE CHILDREN! Oh, and by the way, Mady and Cara go to school! Of course they are not on the show as much. And maybe, I will kiss your ass because that picture is mean and hurtful. PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE LOSER!

Anonymous said...

You're such a retard come on if you had eight kids you would yell at them a little and get cranky!
If you don't like them then don't watch them but don't bag on them i think that kate is a wonderful mother for having to put up with all of them and jon quit his job to be with his kids and i think that he wouldn't have done that if he didn't love his childeren. and i think that your a huge fricken bully to be picking on little kids!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh and bye the way i'm not going to kiss your ass! BECAUSE I HATE THAT PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You big fricking bully!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so why don't you kiss my ass!