Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hayden Panettiere...Angry Lesbian?

Hayden Panettiere has broken up with Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, and I think I know why: He doesn't have a vagina. I guess Hayden figured if she was going to go lesbo she might as well go all the way with it. Announce it to the world. Leave no doubt in our minds. This girl is dyke catnip I'm tellin' ya. They'll be all over that. Congrats on your new life Pantyliner...hope it works out for you.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is so weird?. She looks like any other east german or Russian female swimmer from the 70's and 80's sans the beard and 8 inch clit.

Anonymous said...

well, big head, broad shoulders, no waist - its the typical lesbian body form.

Anonymous said...

lulz @ ~~~~> 4:37

Anonymous said...

will you cut it with the gay crap, Crabbie.
Such a theme for you as to who is doing what and why.
presidents, whomever.
take it somewhere else

Anonymous said...

yeah..... i'm with 7.57 why incite all this hate for minority groups? what does it achieve? you seem to be intelligent and a good writer, why do you have to lean on prejudice to crap out a few lines. life is too short and also too difficult and painful as it is, so just *let it be.

*lennon (could have been gay or bi)

Anonymous said...

Um... I had always assumed Crabbie WAS gay. oh, and BTW, IZ think Hayden's dykelicious look is hot.

Anonymous said...

YES!! finally a comment I can disagree with lia about.

Most things here are said tongue-in-cheek. I doubt the comments are made with prejudice, although our political conversations get heated.

Give your house to the aborigines and raise koalas in the wild lia while painting rainbows on the trees if you get offended.

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

If Hayden P. likes vagina, I say:
AWWW-RITE!!

Anonymous said...

9.52 i'm glad you finally found something to disagree with me on. i really hope you enjoyed putting shit on me about aboriginals, koalas and rainbows. here in the backwash called australia a lot of gay bashing (as well as aboriginal bashing) goes on, so i jump in to stop it, its some sort of a reflex that i have developed over the years. sorry that i didn't catch on that it was all tongue in cheek.