OMFG, did you watch the girls last night? It was basically a goodbye party and the girls talked Hef into letting them do Playboy one last time. With covers. Three seperate covers that, when put together, showed the mansion. Bridget did a circus shoot, which was very cute and she even included a trapeze act, which she was very good at. Kendra posed on the beach with no sporty props, just her own beauty (her words), which was kind of dumb but cute. And she was looking good even if she said so herself. Then Holly (who was in charge of everything)..OMFG!
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Holly decided she was doing her naked shoot underwater. She said she was inspired by learning to swim. Uh hu. Fine. Holly chained herself to the bottom of the pool and draped locked chains all over her. Hef comes out to the pool and asks what she's doing and Holly's all, like "I'm an escape artist!" And poor old Hef is, like "OH, you're Houdini!" (Uhhhhh, no. Like Criss Angel, baby love. Puffin poofin.)
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Then Hef makes it all even sadder by grabbing the keys to Holly's chains and saying, "You have to get these in the bedroom. Tee hee!" She gives him a really dirty look and says, "like this?" Indicating her chains and her nudity and her obvious distaste of dirty old men. MAN! She reamed him. I think Criss Angel better watch his back. That girl is cold..and it wasn't the pool water.
Then Hef makes it all even sadder by grabbing the keys to Holly's chains and saying, "You have to get these in the bedroom. Tee hee!" She gives him a really dirty look and says, "like this?" Indicating her chains and her nudity and her obvious distaste of dirty old men. MAN! She reamed him. I think Criss Angel better watch his back. That girl is cold..and it wasn't the pool water.
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It could not last forever Hef. It was a good run buddy, but age catches-up to us all and in your case it's not pretty. Dignity aside, what would you do to Holly? Gum her to death?. We all know that Playboy is not what it once was, and although Viagra may have extended (ahem!) your love life for a few years; it can't make you look younger or more virile.
Please stop the stunts and the revolving girlfriend charade. Quit photoshopping so much and find good looking natural women to start a new phase.
Sorry Hef; it's over. Put your dentures in the glass, Depend-up and take a nap buddy.
Aw, he's doing OK! He's got two 19-year-old-dead-behind-the-eyes-sociopaths he can pay to fuck him, now. Utopia!
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