Gwyneth Paltrow is hurt and upset by the "haters" of her glamorous blog, GOOP. "Fuck the haters! I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me and, for a second, your ego is so wounded," Paltrow, 36, says in the March issue of Elle UK. "How could people hate me, my intentions or what I'm trying to do? I'm a good person and I'm trying to put good things into the world."*
When people say "I'm a good person"..they never are. Trust me on that. She needs to go put on her little black dress (that YOU can save up for) and shove an organic smoothie up her ass. It's as simple as that. About her relationship with husband Chris Martin, Gwyn says "It doesn't behoove us to be a public couple. He certainly doesn't want to be that."
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Oh, and shove the word "behoove" in your ass, right after the organic smoothie. In a snotty nasal whine, of course. You can pick out a nice nasal whine in your whine cellar.
Posted by DD
8 comments:
what a pretentious [sic?] puss!
it behooves me to tell her to go fuck herself...but she does that already...
so it behooves me to tell her to go to fuckoffmeland and take that twat she's married too with her...
PS: i hate her blog...
I'm still laughing at that dd, cuz you know she actually HAS a Whine cellar too.
Gwyneth lives up to our assumptions about her.
Yeah!
...an' bees don't even have hooves!
Maybe she was talkin' about Winehouse's old do.
Behoove. Oh, behoove.
Sad how clueless she is about everything. She's a complete ass and really feels the world is benefiting from her sheltered perspective. Uneducated little twat.
I get so tired of those who make legitimate criticisms being inanely labeled as "haters."
Let's agree to purge that from our collective vocabulary.
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