Friday, February 27, 2009

How to cheer up small children by dressing as a skank


Megan Fox leaving Wonderland School in Hollywood after visiting her ex, Brian Austin Green’s little boy. That's how you dress to go to an elementary school? Ptttt. Take notes Jen Garner, you've obviously been doing it wrong in your mom jeans and Peter Pan collars. Nice outfit, Megan..uhhh, are those the kid's pants you're wearing? Hopefully he's taking Skank language classes too, so you two can converse. Or maybe Skank is a universal language.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks like an idiot with those rolled jeans and TERRIBLE shoes. Almost deformed in some way.

Anonymous said...

Those wedges are ridiclious looking, so are those jeans, probably Austin's kid's jeans lol. Mentally they are probably on the same level, we know she's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

Anonymous said...

The shoes are retarded and the jeans make her tranny legs looks stumpy.

Anonymous said...

Tramp! I don't care if she is in show business, this is not the way to attend a child's school.

Anonymous said...

Love those shoes!.. and jeans for that matter.

You guys must be at least 50 y.o. based on your comments. She's barely showing any skin!

Anonymous said...

It's a completely inappropriate outfit to wear in that environment. Anyone born in the 90s think that they can show any amount of skin under any circumstances and it's fine.

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you what's retarded; her choice and placement of tattoos! Especially that "Marilyn" face on her FOREARM!

Apart from Kelly Osbourne, (who has a god-awful, askew 'synthesizer' on her lower arm)--- who DOES that???!!?

cupcake said...

That is EXACTLY how I dressed all throughout my 20's except I wore combat boots instead of wedges. I never thought twice. I dunno. I have big boobs so any tank top looks skanky on me.

cupcake said...

P.S. I believe those jeans are DKNY