Monday, February 23, 2009

The Kardashians are smart!


The Kardashian family has adopted a chimp. Sadly, I am not even kidding. From Kims blog..WE GOT A MONKEY!!!! Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom's bed. Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it! It's just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!
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The KardashiWhores are even smarter than I thought. I can't wait until it rips Kim or Kourtneys face off. It kind of looks like Kourtney. Maybe it's her secret love child with Scotty-Poo.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does. Whatelse is there to say, besides, poor suzy.

Anonymous said...

Excellent!! Through Darwininsm and Natural selection this primate will prove himself smarter and soon will take over the household.
My thoughts go to Bruce Jenner and the little Kardashians that will have to put up with this "pet".

That monkey, if he gets jealous is already powerful enough to hurt the little girls. What a sad publicity stunt. They could have donated money to Adopt a chimp in a sanctuary instead.

Anonymous said...

Guess what, idiots, that chimp will live longer than any of you will, probably up to 65 years. So mommy and daddy will be gone. Maybe the little girls will be old ladies and they can deal with him. It won't last. Sad for the chimp.

Anonymous said...

OMG it's horrible. Tha Kardashians have jumped the shark.

Anonymous said...

Like Stanley on The Office says "Darwin, baby, it's Darwin".

Anonymous said...

cupcake is, like me, old enough to remember happy Days and the Fonz!