Last night the Queen of Greed got all new appliances for her new mansion! It was so exciting to see the full truck pull up. Never mind that the bitch left thousands in washers and dryers at the old crummy house..she needed new free ones! I guess she's into stainless now. So after the Gosselins said Whirlpool 300 times and got down on their knees and sucked off Whirlpool and swallowed, the show went on. Oh, Kate says Whirlpool is like having little friends in your laundry room. Which is excellent, because Whirlpool is the only friend she has left.*
Then Queen Kunt says she had a friend once (Named Whirlpool?) who was painting her house and she let her kids paint pictures on the wall first and one of the kids became an artist! So Kate said that sounded good, you know because artists can make money for spas and manicures, so Kate put 6 brand new mens white T-shirts on HER little money makers and gave them paint rollers. Now, me..I am so dumb and not smart like Kate..I was trying to figure out how the fuck painting a wall cold fug blue is an art project? After nearly giving their mom a heart attack ( WATCH THE WOOD WORK!) the kids finally finished their walls. Kate thinks some of them have talent. Heck, they can paint her whole mansion and save her some bucks! But only the sextuplets..the annoying twins seem to have been fired. Kates had enough of their lazyness and insolence. Cara and Mady have to find a new gig. And don't think Kates going to support them either, just because their 8 years old. You have to be firm with kids these days. That's why she's mom of the year. Hopefully next week we get to see her new free furniture!
Then Queen Kunt says she had a friend once (Named Whirlpool?) who was painting her house and she let her kids paint pictures on the wall first and one of the kids became an artist! So Kate said that sounded good, you know because artists can make money for spas and manicures, so Kate put 6 brand new mens white T-shirts on HER little money makers and gave them paint rollers. Now, me..I am so dumb and not smart like Kate..I was trying to figure out how the fuck painting a wall cold fug blue is an art project? After nearly giving their mom a heart attack ( WATCH THE WOOD WORK!) the kids finally finished their walls. Kate thinks some of them have talent. Heck, they can paint her whole mansion and save her some bucks! But only the sextuplets..the annoying twins seem to have been fired. Kates had enough of their lazyness and insolence. Cara and Mady have to find a new gig. And don't think Kates going to support them either, just because their 8 years old. You have to be firm with kids these days. That's why she's mom of the year. Hopefully next week we get to see her new free furniture!
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This is yet another inspiration for Nadya Suckymom (or whatever octogelina wants to be called) to get shit for free.
She thought she would become a darling of the media and an example of what can be accomplished if you milk the system and your uterus.
It just gets better and better, doesn't it?
Somehow, foolishly. . . I thought they had gotten all that they would need to get. How silly of me. The greed never stops, does it?
And their list of "needs" seems to have no end. I despise Kate Gosselin and I think she has a lot of karma kick in the ass moments coming to her. Will those be on TV? I hope so.
that guy is going to hang himself one of these days.
unless he likes her cutting off his balls in every show. ( Some people are weird like that )
What a fugly color they chose for that basement. How is that gonna match the brown/beige tiles they bought (to cover perfectly beautiful hardwood floors, no less)?
Is it just me or are their little armchair interviews getting chillier and chillier? I think Kate's tired of having the show but since that's how they make their money, I guess it'll go on.
And just WHERE did you get the picture of MADdy smiling? You HAD to Photoshop the s#&t outta that one.
I never watch the show because I'm sure it's more fun to read about it here. Kate gets a lot of slagging. Frankly, I would be a 24/7/365 raging bitch too if I had eight fucking kids. AAAAAUUUUUGGGHH!
Is it my imagination or does Kate look like she had her eyes fixed to look more Asian?
I've watched show for 3 season's...and I'm calling it quits..Kate..you need therapy...how much hate and anger can one person so publicly display...and Jon? Why do you sit and take it....horrible example to children of marriage...Jon,you need to wake up...she's "Not that into you!"
She's Scary!! Take the kids and run..as far and fast as you can!!
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