Real Househo's of Orange Countys Lynne spends her time as a..cough..jewelry artist. She makes "Cuff Love", have you seen them? I saw a brief glimpse on the show and imagined her over a forge, pouring molten metal, lost wax casting and hammering copper. THEN they showed her working on these cuff things and..oh, geez. She buys cheap bracelets and glues stuff to them. THEN she sells them in boutiques for $400.00 and up. Who buys this shit??? I don't know when Lynne finds time to glue her creations together since she looks like she tans 23 hours a day. Her skin looks more like leather than the faux crap she glues on dollar store bracelets. And it turns out (I Googled) there's a real company called Cuff Love, so she might get sued. Can you say dumbass? $400.00 bucks, bitch? No thanks, I have a pile of junk and a glue gun. Please make this show go away, it's insulting to anyone who owns a vagina. Or a brain.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Let's talk about Lynne and her cuffs
Real Househo's of Orange Countys Lynne spends her time as a..cough..jewelry artist. She makes "Cuff Love", have you seen them? I saw a brief glimpse on the show and imagined her over a forge, pouring molten metal, lost wax casting and hammering copper. THEN they showed her working on these cuff things and..oh, geez. She buys cheap bracelets and glues stuff to them. THEN she sells them in boutiques for $400.00 and up. Who buys this shit??? I don't know when Lynne finds time to glue her creations together since she looks like she tans 23 hours a day. Her skin looks more like leather than the faux crap she glues on dollar store bracelets. And it turns out (I Googled) there's a real company called Cuff Love, so she might get sued. Can you say dumbass? $400.00 bucks, bitch? No thanks, I have a pile of junk and a glue gun. Please make this show go away, it's insulting to anyone who owns a vagina. Or a brain.
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This show proves money cannot buy class. Oh suuuuure, you can buy new lips, boobs, hair,etc. but at least on THIS crew, it looks as fake and hideous as those cuffs. There isn't a single one of these twats who actually look natural and appealing. But they sure are fun to laugh at.
Did anyone see this week's episode of Real Housewives? Lynne didn't know whether or not she had air-conditioning in her home. HELLO!
It's funny how Jeana and Vicki bust Lynne's ass! Ha!
I <3 you DD. We would be fast friends.
Turns out there's quite the 'brouhaha' going on over Lynn Curtin's idiotic use of the name "Cuff Luv" for her jewelry line.
The woman who owns the real "Cuff Luv" (and actually went to the trouble of taking out a business license and trademarking the name) is furious... even though it appears Ms. Curtin has already ceased using the name, it's obvious that the "name association" will continue to cause confusion because Bravo runs and re-runs RHOOC non-stop.
I smell a big 'ol lawsuit coming... and it couldn't happen to nicer gal. hehehehe
When she said she sells these cheap pieces of crap cuffs that she bedazzles for that kind of money I thought she must be kidding.
Kind of strange that ole' saddle face has had a facelift yet, which is standard, isn't it, for anyone over 30 in CA? And boy, oh, boy, is she ever over 30!
I had to watch the episode over again, just incase I really hadn't seen her cover plastic bangles with faux leather and 'her grandmother's jewellery' aka cheap plastic moldings, and the breezily quote $300 & upwards.
But, no, sadly I saw it right the first time.
As fashion accessories designer, it upset me, that she was trying to flog cheap crap for an extortionate price, just by chatting to a counter girl in Fred Segal (cos that really happens too!) when I'm sure I've seen identical for $5.99.
But remember people "It's hard on your hands you know, this is HANDMADE stuff"
Puuurrleeease!
I've personally met Lynne before and she is actually a nice person. I'm from L.A. and personally know that ALL the reality shows aren't really REAL! Bravo just tells them what to do and say to make the show more interesting so the ratings will go up.
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