Friday, February 27, 2009

Lisa Rinna scares me


She's going to be butt ass naked in Playboy, so she's blab blabbing about being gorgeous and how she looks better now than when she was 35 (was that like, 40 years ago?) and how lucky she is to keep her weight down without being anorexic. Sigh. Hey, Lisa, I know how you can lose 30 pounds real fast! Have your lips removed.
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By the way, I bought those same fug earrings at Dollar General and used them for purse pulls. True story.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Playboy is shit!- There is nothing about that mag attractive to me. Photoshoping, fake breasts, fake hair, fake people, etc.

This woman fits all of the above, and Playboy can't realize that we as men don't give a shit about surgically re-arranged, botox infused, attention starved mannequins.

Anonymous said...

I was reading an interview with her recently and she talked about her plastic surgery...her boobs. She skirted around the lips not confirming she had anything done. Come on! Why would anyone do this to themselves? It never looks natural or attractive. Just look at Octomom!

Anonymous said...

This is why I don't go to the tanning bad! Her skin looks like leather.

Anonymous said...

Her lips look like a blown out asshole.

Anonymous said...

She's always had huge lips but wouldn't surprize me to know she's been plumping even more. I hate the fake tan look hate it hate it hate it, don't care who shake & bake's its ugly. Doing playboy at this stage is such a pathetic cry for attention, i would have thought she was more mature then that. Apparently not.

Anonymous said...

Desperate to stay relevant, or desperate to fund her stock portfolio.

Anonymous said...

I've seen pictures of her recently without the LIPS! She looked almost human. I can't understand why she did that to herself and why she doesn't un-do it. Surely there is a procedure for that?

Talk about an old leather bag. Here ya go.

Anonymous said...

What is that above her lip ???? It looks like a Snydley Whiplash moustache !

Anonymous said...

No, I read up on it a bit and there's no way to take that fat out of your lips once it's there. It has to absorb, wear off.

Anonymous said...

Yay Anon 1:06

Eliza

Anonymous said...

I am Lisa Rinna.
I am aging. Badly.

Anonymous said...

DD sounds like a trailer trash. Dollar General, purse pulls made out of cheap earings... probably finds stuff in the trash and celebrates with budweiser and buys clothes at garage sales. Eww!

Anonymous said...

This woman reminds me more of Leona Helmsley every day.

Anonymous said...

yeah she kinda looks like she is heading sophia loren's way. what a disappointment she's turned out to be! i thought sophia had more class.

cupcake said...

I actually thought it was Sophia Loren for a second.

Anonymous said...

Those lips are downright scary...even ugly...what was she thinking?