This is Eva LongWhoria at an airport. My eyes went immediately to her bag, because that's where my mind always goes. Shoes and bags, shoes and bags. Even if some one's naked I'm looking at the shoes and bags first. So, I'm thinking, that HAS to be luggage. She's in an airport, right? But, then I tracked down more of these photos and I see her getting her lackeys to pick up her luggage. So, I was hoping that thing was a carry on, but, she didn't stow it and has no other hand bag.*
I know this is turning into a rant...it can't be helped. Stay with me here. There has been an influx of shit ugly hand bags lately. They have old lady handles and can't be shouldered. Most of them say LV or LV Paris. Madonna and ParAss Hilton have the exact same fug bag lately. It's fucking with my head. Now the fug things are getting bigger...and bigger. Pretty soon celebs will have to hire someone just to carry their purse. I refuse to participate in this fuckery..despite the fact that I'm a sucker for patent and hot hardware. That thing of Eva's looks like the OctoMoms diaper bag! I'll bet she has at least one Olsen twin in there. The only thing fuglier is gladiator sandals. Or gladiator sandals on an Olsen twin.
9 comments:
It's all to gain attention..I mean "why else?"
Eliza
This bag is obviously too big for this teeny-tiny woman to be carrying. So...gotta be status.
My daughter has a collection of this size bag too. She tries to put her university study books in them in addition to all her personal stuff, including a 1.5 litre water bottle......the handles keep breaking and she blames the bag.....heehee
She looks like Carmen Sandiego.
The woman is UNDERsized, the bag is fine.
label whore
Louie Vuttion is so cheap nowadays there are knock offs everywhere its not that special to have one and the women who carry them.. well I just laugh at them.
Wow, she looks so comfortable in that outfit. Almost as if she wasn't posing.
I like the overall look.
Hee! She really does look like Carmen SanDiego
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