Monday, February 23, 2009

Madge needs a shave

Gristle needs a good barber shop. And maybe Paltrow could scrape the grease off her buddy's face and fry up a couple of nice organic veggie burgers.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. She loks like Joaquin Phoenix from the side. No surprise she has a scrotum on her face, I remember the nude pictures in the late 80's.

Anonymous said...

What the hell? This can't be real. I know women after menopause have more facial hair, but this is like nothing I've ever seen. She wouldn't allow this, would she? Maybe she is going to reinvent herself as a guy?

Anonymous said...

Poor lourdes she didn't have a prayer did she.

With all that money she can't spend 25 bucks on some facial wax?

Anonymous said...

Looks like she could use a good lipo under her upper neck, too.

Anonymous said...

that's a lot of hair. I wonder if she is on some sort of male hormone like A-roid.

Anonymous said...

I think those are capillaries not hair.

Anonymous said...

Hello cupcake,

It is hair. I saw a bigger picture and it is clearly the beginning of a Joe Dirt beard.

Funny thing is that it was probably the only way she got Guy Ritchie to go to sleep. He would snuggle next to it and twirl it in his fingers while she lectured him about Hollywood Kaballah. He would whisper "Esther" in her ear and she would get a boner.

Anonymous said...

Doesnt look like hair to me, looks more like veins. Could be hair though, look at her daughter, she looks like she's one of those hairy wolfman creatures from the National Equirer.