Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of her new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You. "The one thing I don’t understand about men is nipples. I don't know if there is one aspect of men that I don't understand other than why they have nipples, Scarlett, 24, told the Chicago Sun-Times. “Honestly, why? "*
That's the one thing about the male gender you don't understand Scarlett? Allow me to Google that for you since you just have no clue how to go about this yourself.
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The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay.
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There. That wasn't really hard, was it, deary? That's one more witty question you can cross off your list of "things to say to paps at premieres." You're welcome. Now...tell me why a big boobed blond genius in now a small boobed brunette genius.
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5 comments:
yeah, she looks awfully flat here...did woody allen squeeze all the juice from her breasts? and did she dye her hair black to better emulate his daughter by marriage who became his wife?
you are too much!! She needs to disappear up her asshole
It would be hard to find things to say to paps, I don't envy celebs that. I bet they have to talk down to them all the time, and no, I'm not kidding. Paps sound like some of the lowest intellect existing in human form.
Well, I think she needs to illustrate her point.
I thought men had nipples so we could nipple twist each other. OUCH!
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