(little squeaky voice) STINKY! STINKY! STINKY! (low booming voice) ) Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!! Why the fuck is this commercial constantly on the cartoon channel and the Disney channel??? Are children huge consumers of garbage bags?? No, but, they are quite adept at repeating things and one of their favorite words is STINKY! I'm used to the regular annoying mass consumer commercials on the cartoon channel. Yes, Lissa, of course you can have Baby Dora and her new stroller, Transformers, Lego Pirate Ship and Golden Treasure Fruit Loops. But, wtf do you need garbage bags for? You're four!*
First I tried to make it funny. STINKY, STINKY, STINKY! Hey, they're talking about you, kid, that's not nice. We both cracked up..hey, who's witty at 7:00 am? But, it's not funny anymore. It's shrewd marketing and dirty pool. Hefty can kiss my ass. They've lost a consumer. You hear that Hefty? You bunch of low life bastards. You stink.
4 comments:
back in the 80s the commerical was hefty hefty hefty wimpy wimpy wimpy...remember those?
boycott hefty!
One that bothers me is the one for Glad bags ("Erica!" "Handy!" "Fresh!"). Anyway, it shows her getting her noodles and cheese out of a Glad bag, then what does she serve at the end of the commercial? A hot dog! I think something got mixed up in the editing and they were just like, "Oh well, no one will notice!"
this commercial has been out for years and years just changed one word.
Oh, Jessica..I know! That one makes me puke. It's so bizarre.
And 6:39:00 PM, I know, my point is why is it on the cartoon and Disney channels? That's just wrong.
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