Monday, February 23, 2009

Sore Loser

Meryl Streep couldn't handle losing to Kate Winslet, so she snatched Kate's Oscar away. Kate pretended to take it well but after the photographer left she beat Streep down, kicked her a few times and took the statue back. Then she came back and shoved an asparagus in Streep's twat.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a 40 year old hetero male I can say that I like to see two women who are aging naturally. It is a turnoff to see all these unnatural lips and fillers and silicone. If I wanted to play with rubber balls I'd go to the park.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ it smells in here. And what's that white stuff over there....?

EEWWW...Philip Seymour Hoffman's spooge...!

*barfs*

Anonymous said...

Wonderful to hear 7:47

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Crabbie, just don't like your posts as much as DD's. She's funny, you are just gross. Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

@7:47 so right.

plastic surgery does not make a woman look younger. It just makes her look plastic.

Anonymous said...

you are a fucking jack-ass,Crab. How mean you are! go away, please, or I'll have to. fool.

Anonymous said...

DD and Crabbie, I keep reading the comments and it looks like many of your "fans" dont' seem to think you guys can cohist on the same blog! The thought makes me sad but i don't think DD's fan's understand Crabbie's sick humor! I love you both and enjoy it; just wish the other commentators could deal with it!
ali

Anonymous said...

Humor is one thing just plain gross is another.

Anonymous said...

well said anon 2:01

Anonymous said...

For me having Crabbie and DD togther saves me time. I enjoy both of them either together or separate. They are like peanut butter and chocolate. A great combination.

I do love both Meryl and Kate. I thought Kate's acceptance speech was very well done and paid a nice homage to Meryl.