Michael Jackson has reportedly contracted a superbug that doctors say could begin eating his flesh if they don't stop it. You wanna know a hard way to make a living? Being Michael Jackson's flesh-eating superbug. Slim pickings there. Oh, and of course, sources say Michael caught the bug while getting his nose reconstructed. I call bullshit on that though. You can't reconstruct something that doesn't exist.
Friday, February 13, 2009
There's Flesh Left To Eat?
Michael Jackson has reportedly contracted a superbug that doctors say could begin eating his flesh if they don't stop it. You wanna know a hard way to make a living? Being Michael Jackson's flesh-eating superbug. Slim pickings there. Oh, and of course, sources say Michael caught the bug while getting his nose reconstructed. I call bullshit on that though. You can't reconstruct something that doesn't exist.
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Karma for the pedophile piece of shit. Had he gone to jail this would not have happened.
While I completely agree with anon @ 6:10 that MJ's now paying a hefty Karmic debt, I also wonder if his rash of "illnesses" in recent years couldn't be related to *Münchausen syndrome.
It's understandable that only a certain amount of detail re: his condition is going to be disclosed to the media, but every time it's announced he's suffering a new malady, that's the last we ever hear of it until the next 'illness'.
Strange... but then, this *IS* Michael Jackson we're discussing.
*(A psychiatric disorder in which those affected fake disease, illness, or psychological trauma in order to draw attention or sympathy to themselves, and usually involving "illnesses" whose symptoms are either self-induced or falsified by the patient.)
Interesting point anon. It would make sense that if the only press he can get is bad press; break out the scalpel and get to slashing.
If Michael gained about a hundred pounds, got a new weave, and hung out with Mikey Rourke, he would look almost normal by association.
Then again, I liked his pajama walks to court and the impromptu dances on car roofs.
MRSA is hella hella contagious and is making the rounds on the Eastern seaboard. One of my friends got it and he doesn't know how. at the hospital, there is a table of info when you first walk in. Thankfully he was able to have his treated.
MRSA stands for Methicillin-Resitant Staph Aurelias.
Meaning sometimes there are drugs other than Methicillin which will work.
Anyone can get it.
'Wacko Jacko' is appropriately nicknamed. Good to see I'm not the only one that believes he's faking all sorts of illnesses purely for attention.
Actually, it's methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus, which means that the old standby antibiotic (methicillin) no longer works for treatment.
MRSA can be contracted in a health care setting, or in the community. There seem to be people who are colonized by it, and lead normal lives until they have a skin eruption of some sort.
This is different than necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating infection), which is caused by one of several kinds of strep.
When we have a patient with any past history of MRSA, we gown up for every visit in the room, wear gloves, etc. Even if they don't seem to have a current infection.
WHO cares? That fuckwad pervert doesn't have it anyway!
i think if he had MRSA he'd be hospitalized!
MRSA would definitely have him in the hospital. It's major. It kills people.
Whatever is happening with that guy, we'll never know. He's mentally ill. He's rich. Bad combo.
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