Finally! After four years of waiting my dreams come true. Angie and Jen will meet on the red carpet, Jen will call Angie a husband stealing whore and Angie will give her a cold laugh..then Jen will jump on her designer clad back and ride Angie like a rodeo! They will punch, bite, kick and throw down like Chris Brown and Rihanna on crack! Finally, exhausted and bleeding from every orifice the two women will lock eyes and realize they have an attraction that's paranormal and explosive, they will lock lips, shove their tongues in each others throat and scissor leg and dry hump. Brad will get so jealous he drops his pants to moon John Mayer and John will jump on him and hump for dear life. Soon Angie and Jen disappear together and come out of hiding a year later with 13 adopted kids of their own and 72 tattoos professing their undying love. Brad and John start a gay comedy blog where they tuck their weeners and wear paper bags over their heads. Yep, you KNOW that's what's gonna happen.*
John Mayer: "I’ll give you the scoop. I’m going to the Oscars. It’s my first Oscars. And it’s my first being an Oscar boyfriend."
John Mayer: "I’ll give you the scoop. I’m going to the Oscars. It’s my first Oscars. And it’s my first being an Oscar boyfriend."
PFFFFFFT...that's what you think John. Angie has other plans.
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Crabbie, is that you speaking?
Uh no. Guess again.ITs ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POST!
I'm sure that A.J & J.A looove the attention.lol~ and I'm soooo sure that Angelina would rather be tied to her home wrecking image vs. being connected to the octomom.pfffft.
No. Angelina will put on a fake smile and Brad will pave the way on the phone before the show. They will probably all arrive together in the same limo and throw everyone for a loop.
Brad is a eunich, and John's highly publicized bedroom skills makes him insecure.
I know it was you DD, but the graphic sexual stuff was crabbiesque.
I will never be able to get that picture out of my mind now. Thanks a lot. YUCK!
These 2 women seem very different to us, who don't know them, but there has to be something that made each of them special to His Highness.
Are you saying I'm not sexual? Tsk tsk. I'm a Scorpio, I just don't brag. :)
I'll bet that Brad will try to pave the way so that JA doesn't say anything "uncool" to his breeder.
I hope that JA does go with John Mayer, and that they look great, and have a wonderful time. After all, living well is the best revenge.
That was really damn funny... it totally reminded me of the Friends episode where Rachel accidentally locks herself and Ross out of their apt while Emma is in there; she starts to freak out, to which Ross makes up some crazy story about what's going to happen - something involving water flooding and babies swirling??... ahhh, memories!!
I just saw part of some cable show on Angelina where Laura Dern was talking about her relationship with Billy Bob. She found out her relationship was over one day when she saw her boyfriend on TV newly married to Angelina.
Like an episode of Love Boat, you hope they all come onboard and drama ensues. Unfortunally, they are all to "worldly" and "classy" for a really good evening. Change the channel.
All the handlers will try to keep then all apart on the red carpet, unless they themselves arrange to meet, which is highly unlikely.
dirtydisher said...
Are you saying I'm not sexual? Tsk tsk. I'm a Scorpio, I just don't brag. :)
Lmao - okay, you guys are the sex champs and scorps DON'T brag....(I married one and wasn't ..ahem... sorry I did)
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