Crater-faced tranny Megan Fox has broken off her engagement to douchey Brian Austin Green, but the two reportedly plan to remain friends. I believe them too. If their idea of being friends means harboring all sorts of simmering resentments that finally cause them to despise one another...but not enough to prevent them having nostalgic sex at least once a year. Oh, and by the way all you guys who think it's great news that Megan is single: You don't have any shot. She isn't into broke, greasy-fingered losers who need their moms to do their laundry. Just tellin' you so you don't get your little hearts broken.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tranny Breaks Engagement With Homo
Crater-faced tranny Megan Fox has broken off her engagement to douchey Brian Austin Green, but the two reportedly plan to remain friends. I believe them too. If their idea of being friends means harboring all sorts of simmering resentments that finally cause them to despise one another...but not enough to prevent them having nostalgic sex at least once a year. Oh, and by the way all you guys who think it's great news that Megan is single: You don't have any shot. She isn't into broke, greasy-fingered losers who need their moms to do their laundry. Just tellin' you so you don't get your little hearts broken.
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She isn't into broke, greasy-fingered losers who need their moms to do their laundry. I think that's exactly what she's into.
She likes guys who'll stroke her penis.
Crater face? Don't get that but anyway..I foresee a bender of tranny club shitter sex and self loathing.
She's hot but stupid.
lol @ hot but stupid.
are any of us surprized the engagement ended? brian austin green is your typical peter pan, refuses to grow up.
Did he dump her for Donna?
Shes so weird. She gives the most ridiculous answers in interviews, she seems very immature and not quite right in the head.
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