Twilight "heart throb" Robert Pattinson in Tokyo

Yeah, he's a heart throb. What ever..I don't want to talk about him. I want to tell you about this crazy ass chat room I saw yesterday. I've never seen Twilight and it was playing online and they had a chat room next to the movie. Yeah, a Twilight chat room, Jesus. So, Twilight blows, I was about to fall asleep when I started reading the chat. OMFG. Some guy calling himself "Andrew" was in there and all the little Pattinson fanatics were fawning all over this dude. "Andrew" (trust me on this, every psycho man in a chat room calls himself Andrew), Andrew is all, like, "I have things I can't tell you, secrets I must keep for my own safety. For your safety, as my friends." Chicks calling themselves "LoliPop19" and "SugarLove" we so sympathetic. "Oh, tell us Andrew, we're your friends, you can tell us!!" Andrew finally admitted, he is somewhere between "being" and not "being". Oh, the pain of this confession. Luckily SugarLove and LoliPop19 were saved from a possible turning in private chat by "Angelina21" who sashayed in and announced that she just hates it when people tell her she looks exactly like a young Angelina Jolie! 5 minutes later Andrew and Angelina21 disappeared leaving broken hearts all over the chat room. Don't you love real life? Gosh, I sure hope Angelina21 was carring a wooden stake! I'm so worried about her! Sigh. I have to load some Java..I think I need to get in there. Right after I have my lobotomy.