Friday, February 27, 2009

Two cardboard cut outs get married


A tube of Brylcreem married a hanger in an intimate ceremony yesterday. Gisele carried a bouquet of lettuce, the guests dined on edame and mineral water. The cake was made of celery. Tom Brady says he's never been happier, except every month when he writes that child support check to you know who.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

We'll have to disagree on this one. I love Tom, but Gisele looks like a man. I'd kill for her body and hair though. And his son was at the wedding.

Anonymous said...

Gisselle is hot. Not as hot as when Leo was with her, but hot nonetheless. Tom Brady is everything Tony Romo wants to be, and Jessica and her papa Joe will be pushing for their own wedding even more now.

Anonymous said...

BOOORRRRIIIINNNNNG!!!! *yawn*

Anonymous said...

I've never understood Gisele's appeal. And she better not get too comfortable, because hes a serial cheater. If he can cheat on and dump someone while they are pregnant, it's pretty clear the only feelings he's really concerned about when you get right down to the wire, are his own.

Anonymous said...

All I have to say is MMMMM yummy!, she is hot and natural and sexy.

Anonymous said...

I hate that dress. She looks like fake breasts on a transvestite or like Kate said -- like a guy dressed up as a girl. You can be rich and still not get what pretty is. He looks very handsome.

Anonymous said...

This is a terrible illustration, but in fact Gisele's is a shining example of well-done (natural appearing) breast augmentation. Heidi Klum's too.