Friday, February 20, 2009

Two Scientology fame whores do a publicity lunch

Leah Remini: "With the help of Scientology my daughter is getting out of diapers and she's only 5! We expect her to be in pull ups by age 8!

J-Lo: "Oh, girlfriend, I know what you're saying! Scientology classes make children genius's!

Lea: "No doubt. My daughter has promised to give up her bottle when she graduates from Scientology high school! And how are your two darlings doing?

J-Lo: "Terrific! The nannies let me see them once a month. They look like their father, but, with some cult reprogramming, we're sure they'll grow out of it."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's with all the white? Neither woman can even wear this color.

Anonymous said...

J-Lo is a Scientologist?!?!

Anonymous said...

Leah looks so fake - and on drugs.

Anonymous said...

5:27 JL's biological father has been a scientologist for years, so she's well aquainted with it all, but she hasn't committed to it, probably because it means giving up some money and admitting to one secret too many lol.

Anonymous said...

She gives Sciencapology all kinds of money!! Shes a secret Sciencrapologist!

Anonymous said...

If it advanced her career she would join or marry or date or blow anyone or anything. When the Bennifer thing crashed she blamed Ben, and Ben could not figure out how anyone could be sick of his ass.