Mischa Barton insists she is not on the verge of death but is in fact in the pink of health thanks to her new regimen which includes not eating. "Just so you guys know, I'm happier and healthier than ever," the Keds pitchwoman posted on her unread blog. "Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat. I still love my Pilates and yoga, and have cut back on fatty foods a bit. My time in India and Paris really just helped me lose a little bit of weight but there's nothing drastic going on!"
Pilates and yoga? How can you do Pilates and yoga if you lack the energy to even move? Actually, I take that back...Mischa must still have some energy otherwise she wouldn't be able to post on her blog or call the suicide hotline or snort blow. My advice to Mischa: Increase your caloric intake and also go fuck yourself you useless bitch.
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Ori Hofmekler wrote a "warrior diet"- based on the paleo diet nutrition system.
Undereat during the day, prolonged fasting and eating raw veg and some proteing all day. Overeating at night and allowing your body to cleanse and rebuild. Estrogen levels lower, glycemic index is in check and you burn fat and heal naturally.
Misha is on the chemical diet though and looks already embalmed.
How can she smoke so much weed and stay so skinny?. It must be snicklefitz.
shes skinny fat look at her tree trunk legs thats where she stores her "fat' her mother is obese so her genes arent made skinny
mmmm crabbie....I love it when you talk like that.
=)
This blog is becoming entirely too mean-spirited.
Useless is what she is, just the truth. Never watched the OC, but didn't she leave it early to have a "career"? heh. heh.
She could cut glass with those cheekbones, not to mention her collarbones.
10:34....I couldn't agree more! This Crabbie person is well named, not to mention mean spirted and hateful. He should go crawl back under the rock he came from!
Seriously, she looks like a bus station hooker.
Love you, Crabbie.
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