Amy Winehouse ran out of crack and had to resort to smoking a plain old joint while lounging in the jacuzzi at the last hotel in the Caribbean that hasn't thrown her out for harassing the other guests. Reports say Wino has been smoking up hundreds of dollars worth of pot a day - and has actually been paying for it herself! Unfortunately, Wino hasn't done any meaningful work in months, which means that old bank account has to be getting pretty thin. At some point she'll have to go back to singing. I suggest a reggae album. Maybe a rap duet with Snoop Dogg. Some kind of crazy novelty bit with Michael Phelps?
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Wino Chillin'
Amy Winehouse ran out of crack and had to resort to smoking a plain old joint while lounging in the jacuzzi at the last hotel in the Caribbean that hasn't thrown her out for harassing the other guests. Reports say Wino has been smoking up hundreds of dollars worth of pot a day - and has actually been paying for it herself! Unfortunately, Wino hasn't done any meaningful work in months, which means that old bank account has to be getting pretty thin. At some point she'll have to go back to singing. I suggest a reggae album. Maybe a rap duet with Snoop Dogg. Some kind of crazy novelty bit with Michael Phelps?
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GAH! Jeebus Christos, put that photo under a Warning, would you?
hey..at least shes somewhat bathing
Good point. She does look cleaner. I wonder what kind of weed they got in St.Lucia.
Not going in the jacuzzi after Amy!
The good news is... she's still alive.
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