Jessica Alba hated working out to lose her baby weight...so much so that it made her break out in tears. "[The workouts] were horrible," the actress whined to Elle magazine. "I cried. And I haven't worked out since." I had the same kind of experience the first time I saw Alba in a movie: I wept like Meryl Streep in Auschwitz having to choose between my children. And I haven't seen one of Alba's movies since. I'm sure everyone feels very sympathetic toward Jessica too. Right. They'd all like to kick her right in her bony, no-talent ass.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Working Out Made Alba Cry
Jessica Alba hated working out to lose her baby weight...so much so that it made her break out in tears. "[The workouts] were horrible," the actress whined to Elle magazine. "I cried. And I haven't worked out since." I had the same kind of experience the first time I saw Alba in a movie: I wept like Meryl Streep in Auschwitz having to choose between my children. And I haven't seen one of Alba's movies since. I'm sure everyone feels very sympathetic toward Jessica too. Right. They'd all like to kick her right in her bony, no-talent ass.
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she should leave the U.S. and stay for good in Sweden
her mother is fat shes scared she be fat
Crying while working out? What a complete waste of salt water. I'm gotten mad while doing tempo runs, but I've never cried. I think she is full of shit.
Now for something COMPLETELY different... if I were starving myself in order to lose weight, I would probably cry. Cry for food and nourishment.
Methinks she went to the AJ school of public relations.
She sucks. Lazy bitch is a whiner and insecure enough to lash out when busted on her stupidity. On another subject. I cried my ass off watching Joy Luck Club.
Alba also said contractions are like bad period cramps. I hate her.
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