Friday, February 6, 2009

Yes, Michael Jackson Can Get More Messed Up

Michael Jackson's hands have officially passed his face as the freakiest things on him. Are those things even his? I swear, I think his real hands got chopped off in some kind of bizarre kiddie-porn wanking accident and he had some other dude's hands grafted on. Now there's some hook-having dude going around telling everyone Michael Jackson knocked him out and stole his hands and no one believes him. But they should believe him.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, his hands are freakishly similar and oddly inhumane like Gristles.

This guy should've just stayed black. Everyone knew he was gay and I don't get why he had to go all pedophile to try to get away from that label.

Did notice that during his trial he always showed his lily white hands front and back a lot and I wondered WTF is he trying to prove? We all saw him as a kid and we know what he'd look like if he was semi-normal.

Anonymous said...

I meant, obviously, inhuman and not inhumane. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Those are some big ugly hands alright. But the freakiest things on him? I don't know. How many adults have seen this guy naked? God only knows what lies concealed beneath his marching band outfits and flowing burkas.

Anonymous said...

...and not only that. It kind of looks like he has blond hair under that hospital bonnet.

Anonymous said...

guys a freak. Look at the eyebrows. According to LM Presley, she saw him naked often. not.

Travis Noodle said...

Freak Show!

Anonymous said...

Just FYI...the condition that changes his skin to pale also changes his hair color to white...and by that I mean all over his body. It just starts in patches and eventually spreads all over. By now he would have to color his hair and eyebrows every few days...it kind of looks like he has done some permanent work on his eyebrows.

One of my close friends has had the same thing for at least 15 or so years. Thankfully for her she was always very fair-complected, and I could never really see it. Michael would change drastically and have to wear pretty heavy makeup to cover the "spots" as they grew.

She would sunburn on the "light spots" in just 5 minutes outside on a sunny day. Remember how MJ always carries an umbrella or wears a hat outdoors...there's a good reason for that.

He's a strange one, but the skin condition can't be alot of fun either.

Anonymous said...

Odd -- so basically it's as though his skin condition is akin to late-developing albinism? That's gotta suck. The rest of the shit he's done to himself makes me sad for the guy: He must be mentally ill. Pretty sure. Hyup.

Who minds the kids?

Anonymous said...

who minds the kids? Hopefully not him

Anonymous said...

His "kids" obviously have no African-American blood in them. Anyone who has ever taken genetics knows that. So basically, the blonde woman we saw around the trial time on TV sold her kids to MJ. I'm not sure if Blanket was hers or not, but again, obviously not MJ's child. So knowing what a freak he is in every way, what can be happening to those kids?

Anonymous said...

It's called vitiligo (also called leukoderma) it's a skin disease in which there is loss of pigment from areas of the skin resulting in irregular white spots or patches but the skin keeps its normal texture.
Vitiligo can appear at any age and is a progressive (keeps spreading) condition.

Like 12:45 I also have a friend who deals with this skin disease, and on people who have darker skin tones it can look especially dramatic, and they are very very photosensitive. Unfortunatly all this ends up feeding into MJ's eccentric choices in other areas of his life.

Anonymous said...

1:24 there are alot of biracial children that don't "look" black, even though they have a black parent. It's those children who would carry the recessive gene and down the line if they were partnered with someone who was white or lighter skined it's possible that they'd (or their children) would have a black child inspite of both "looking" white.

Anonymous said...

He doesn't have a skin whitening condition and he did not father those unfortunate children.

Anonymous said...

I dont buy he has a skin condition. just a lot of self loathing

Anonymous said...

Sorry my neighbor has vitiligo and it doesn't I repeat does not do to your body what has happened with MJ. He's bleaching his skin. And he's a freak because he is not because of any dermatology issues.