Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Aniston doesn't like Ferrets

When asked if there was a nightmare pet which would deter her from dating someone, Jennifer replied: "A ferret. That would put me off!"

What? How can you not like Ferrets? Ferrets are a fur covered liquid bundle of fun. I'm starting to not like her. She said they weren't cuddly. WTF???

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ferrets suck.

Anonymous said...

her character had a ferret in along came polly and maybe that experience turned her off to them.

Anonymous said...

Ferrets are a trip...especially when you put them on their back on carpet and rub them back and forth...they get up and do a dance!

Anonymous said...

They weren't cuddly? She's fucking crazy.

Anonymous said...

Ferrets are disgusting. They're fucking rodents.

Anonymous said...

My rat just sent you an email.

Anonymous said...

In her defense, they really don't cooperate enough to snuggle with and they have such a powerful odor.

Plus, they are thieves - my first boyfriend had one and it got into my purse and stole my calculator and panty liners which it hid under his couch. I was a little embarrassed.

That being said, they have awfully cute little faces.

Anonymous said...

My sister has a ferret, and I can smell it as soon as I walk in through the door. She cleans the cage and has special sprays for it; but I don't like it.

That being said, the animal plays with my little nieces and never bites despite the rough handling.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a ferret fan either, they stink and can't be trusted not to bite or destroy things. I just don't relish the idea of snuggling rodents.

Anonymous said...

Jen looks younger now then when she did this movie.

Anonymous said...

Ferret's are cute, but they smell if you don't constantly bath them or clean their cages.

Anonymous said...

They stink and they bite. They're weasels and weasels prob shouldn't be domesticated.

Anonymous said...

*shudder* Ferrets are so not snuggable.

Anonymous said...

Ferrets are filthy evil biting vermin from hell.

Anonymous said...

I once watched a cute snuggly little ferret bite the heck out of someone who was holding it in a pet store.
They are very cute, but no thanks.

Anonymous said...

proud owner of 2 ferrets here!! love em so much it aint funny!! sooooooo cute.
they are NOT rodents, they are domesticated weasels,yes.
cant say enuff about em.... LOVE THEM TO PIECES!!!!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

If you think ferrets are stinky and mean..you've met the wrong ferrets. Animals who are neglected and not socialized are usually stinky and mean, any animal. Ferrets can be sweet, cuddly, adorable pets. We had one that slept in a pouporri bowl, she always smelled like flowers.

Anonymous said...

My son and his roommates had ferretts as pets in their dorm room. Can you imagine all the old pizza boxes and such the little guys were able to get into? They were cute, but even as an animal lover myself I didn't have the urge to pick one up and cuddle it. Don't know why, but I think it was because they have that long body. They hid a lot and the kids got a big kick out of them.

Dirty Disher said...

The long body is hilarious. It's like your holding liquid wrapped in fur. We used to put ours in a bag and hang it on a doorknob (the ferret liked it) and it was funny as hell. When she was little we'd stick her in a sock, also funny. She used to steal rolls of toilet paper and wrastle them. Ferrets like to sleep alot, so they aren't always fucking with your head, but, they do go 90 mph when they wake up.