Monday, March 23, 2009

Aniston v. Winfrey. Who You Think's Gonna Win?


Jennifer Aniston is reportedly "at war" with Oprah Winfrey...all because Oprah refuses to see her stupid dog movie Marley & Me. Oprah has a perfectly good excuse for not seeing the movie too: Her own dog croaked and she's not in the mood for that kind of tripe. Tell that to Aniston who clearly only cares about her own little career. Heartless bitch.

Fuck me, I've just been forced to take sides with Oprah Winfrey. Now I despise Aniston even more than I did before. I wish someone would take her skiing and tell her not to wear a helmet.

16 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

I thought they were almost BFF's? Oprah's token white friend.

Anonymous said...

You were wrong. So solly.

Anonymous said...

Aniston needs to get over herself and her shitty movies. -G

Dirty Disher said...

I like her shitty movies. She should just make shitty chick flicks and stop talking.

Anonymous said...

The book this movie was based on was great. The movie was good, light entertaining fun. I have a dog that is alive that I consider a child. That movie took me to tears in anticipation of my dog dying - and he's still a puppy. I also recommeded to a couple close friends that recently lost their pets that they might want to take a pass on this movie if it's still "raw".

I can't stand Oprah or her flying monkey housewives that drink her Kool-Aid every day and Aniston can't really act (my opinion). She was not even my favorite "Friend". Come to think of it, I really don't like Owen Wilson and his jacked up nose either. I digress...

On this issue I agree with her royal highness of blackness and would take a pass on this. Her dogs are her kids and they are dropping like flies.

Note to all dog lovers...get the toys that don't have the plastic sqeek things inside. You can also get stuffing free toys and these work well.

Aniston is just pissed that Brad's button movie got more acclaim then her movie that really is about a dog.

Anonymous said...

What a stupid piece of made-up gossip.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe the story. I think that cuntface Angie leaked the bogus rumor just to stir up shit.

Anonymous said...

she's just grouchy cuz she's not getting any

Denise said...

I didn't want to see "New Yeller" either. And I can't stand Opree.

Barb said...

This info was taken from the National Inquirer which is far from reliable. I really don't beleive that Anniston ever said any of this. Sorry.. not beleivable.

And, there are a lot of people who don't watch dog movies for the same reason. And, Oprah just got 2 new little cockers within the past month, and they came down with parvo, and one of them died. The other is slowly getting better. So, her concerns are very fresh.

Anonymous said...

Too soon for the Natasha reference crabbie! Too soon!

Anonymous said...

Bullshit. All of it. Some intern had to fill some space and had already written an article about how women can lose weight on a chocolate diet.

Anonymous said...

Well since Marley and me the movie AND book was out way before O even had this puppy I would venture Oprah was being the bitch. That last comment you put? Wow. So no respect for the recent ski tragedy eh?

Anonymous said...

OPRAH'S DOG COMMITTED SUICIDE!!!

Anonymous said...

Crabbie made this up! He is working for Angie and Perez! On that have you noticed you never see Perez and Crabbie at the same time? Plus both like the taste of dick....Therefore they are the same person!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, I'm sure that Satan and Crabbie and Perez are alllllll the same people. That makes sense now. You are so smart Bill. *rolls eyes*