I heard that her show intro also included a spoof on Perez Hilton. Apparently he appears on a Jumbotron --dressed as the Queen of England, no less-- and Britters shoots him dead with a crossbow.
Why the hell is K-Fed getting paid to tour with her for being an...um...I think the word is Dad???
I am just jealous. If I were born or married into the Spears clan I would have a recession proof job. She pays all of her family members to hang around. That's very sad. I wonder if there is health and dental benefits included...
Wow, Brit's looking a little chubby these days. But, who am I to talk? I'm down to 3 teeth left in my head, dozens of moles that are in a desparate need of plucking, out of control pubes growning down my legs and I still have this green pus leakin out of my snatch. Help, tell me what to do with it ?! I smell like rotted cod on a hot summer day.
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If Shit-Shit had any sense of humor at all, that would be an umbrella.
"You say I'm crazy... I GOTCH'yer crazy!"
I heard that her show intro also included a spoof on Perez Hilton. Apparently he appears on a Jumbotron --dressed as the Queen of England, no less-- and Britters shoots him dead with a crossbow.
(cue theme from Twilight Zone)
Why the hell is K-Fed getting paid to tour with her for being an...um...I think the word is Dad???
I am just jealous. If I were born or married into the Spears clan I would have a recession proof job. She pays all of her family members to hang around. That's very sad. I wonder if there is health and dental benefits included...
Her legs are chunky
Wow, Brit's looking a little chubby these days. But, who am I to talk? I'm down to 3 teeth left in my head, dozens of moles that are in a desparate need of plucking, out of control pubes growning down my legs and I still have this green pus leakin out of my snatch. Help, tell me what to do with it ?! I smell like rotted cod on a hot summer day.
Eliza
Well, Eliza, with any luck at all, you will develop lung cancer and die soon.
Aw, c'mon, be nice. Eliza's the best part of this blog.
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