Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Cindy Crawford for Allure

There's nothing showing, it's not X-rated, so calm down. Besides, is your job really that important? Allure tries to fool the eye into thinking Cindy's 43 year old bald puss is hanging out, but, it's not. She seems to have grown weird pubic hair in places where pubic hair should not be. Like hips and arms. I can't believe Cindy let them put this out. It's an ugly photo. That's the kind of photo someone blackmails you with, not the kind you're proud of. But, I'm not of the school that believes all super models are secret genius's. At least the foam covered her stretch marks.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's kind of sad. Reminds me of something Madonna would do to show the world that she's still "got it".

Dirty Disher said...

It does look like a Gristle shot. Good observation.

Anonymous said...

I'm behind here - how did the nickname "Gristle" come about?

Anonymous said...

Because Madonna is,quite frankly, gristly lol.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!

Dirty Disher said...

Gristle came about because Guy Richie said sex with Madge was like fuicking Gristle.

Dirty Disher said...

Can I have any more typos today? It's like a tard on crack.

Anonymous said...

hm, IMHO it is a very good picture.

Anonymous said...

I just never got the appeal of this twat.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Gristle, I'm wondering how she convinces herself she still has it? It was funny to read the comments made by Jesus recently, which were nearly verbatim what her publicist said to the press.
Only easily influenced people could be around her because stronger types would be rolling their eyes so much they'd lose balance!!

Dirty Disher said...

Looked again..hmm. It looks like a rabbit is coming out of her twat.

Anonymous said...

OMG It really does! One that is screaming for help obviously enough. It just reminds me of one of those campy seventies horror movies where she was the girl too stupid to run from 'The Thing'

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's eyes are squeezed shut and it has a bunny nose. Frickin' gross.

Anonymous said...

i see a hole done there!! does anyone else see it too?
or wtf is that, its smal and weird looking......... but it defo looks like a hole.
looooool

Dirty Disher said...

Yep, it's a deliberate attempt at a shopped pussy. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or does her body resemble a piece of beef jerky with frothy dog saliva all over it?

Anonymous said...

It's not just you. I never liked her face either.

Anonymous said...

That picture is gnarly.

Anonymous said...

I have this magazine actually and you cannot see anything.