Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Countess of Crap is keeping her title

The Real Housewives of NYC, Countess LuAnn is losing her husband. The Count has found another woman, and it's serious. He's asked for a divorce. So much for LuAnne's dating advice, LuAnn's marriage advice and LuAnn's advice on living the good life of a non..shudder..commoner. She will be keeping her title in the split. Sounds like she should have written less books on the use of that third fish fork and given the Count more head. Isn't this twat from New Jersey?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! 95% of her identity is wrapped up in being "A COUNTESS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH." I'm sure her excellent manners and impeccable etiquette will get her through this incredibly difficult time.

crabbie said...

Call me baby.

Anonymous said...

Someone already updated her Wikipedia page:

"LuAnn de Lesseps, a former Wilhelmina Model, is a trained nurse, and a member of the Algonquin tribe of Connecticut. She is the fourth wife of Count Alexandre de Lesseps, a descendant of Ferdinand de Lesseps of the Suez Canal family. He is cheating on her and they will be divorced within the year."

Anonymous said...

What fukkin ugly gloves.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit indeed! Can this be true? And can a girl from NJ minus her count still be a countess? Don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Actually she has every right to retain the title for the rest of her life-- unless of course, she remarries.

Anonymous said...

We're acting as if being a "Count" actually means diddle-squat in the first place. Most of those titles were purchased and if you think about it, they're inherently idiotic and pointless. Fuck 'em all and their imagined "higher station in life." People who look at the majority of others as inferior simply because of a worthless entitlement are delusional. I believe people have lost their heads over such behavior...literally.

Emily said...

Crabbie YOU ROCK as per usual :D

Anonymous said...

The countess has been dis-ed now she is really a dis-countess. Excellent someone needed to slap this bitch back into reality. Looks like the count screwing around is just about PERFECT!!

Jerry Cass - Confirmed said...

Do they give better head in New Jersey?

Dirty Disher said...

It couldn't have happened to a better person. Really. She is so hard to bear with that countess crap. I'll bet Bethany is laughing her ass off.

Anonymous said...

Bethanny is having a dis-countess party!! They'll all have a picnic with this info. I know I would!

Anonymous said...

It don't really "count" this time.

"One, two...three, I count 3 ex-wives!"

Anonymous said...

I think her gloves prove that money or stature don't mean good taste. 9 times outta 10 she got him by way of "mistress street" herself, so I couldn't care less. She'll still wake up richer than me, so Im having a hard time rounding up any compassion for her.She's like any whore walking the streets, she just dresses better (aside from the gloves).

Leslie said...

I thought that was YOUR title.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE it!! The COUNT-LESS Countess....Too funny.....

Karma is a bitch and she landed a good one on Lu Ann...roflmao

Dirty Disher said...

LOL@carpe.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I realize that protocol might dictate that she is able to retain the title, but over here in the good ole' USA we don't think too much of titles. Entitlement, I don't think so. Class? Again, not so much.