How do you have sex with a stinky vampire when the inhuman might lose control of his passions and kill you? There is a way. Butt, heh heh, she's never done THAT. I was amused. Click HERE to see it.
How do you have sex with a stinky vampire when the inhuman might lose control of his passions and kill you? There is a way. Butt, heh heh, she's never done THAT. I was amused. Click HERE to see it.
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Photos of this guy gag me.
OMG warn me next time :) I just spit all my soda on my keyboard and now have to wash it out. THAT WAS HILARIOUS :D
Thanks for the laughs.
P.S. Pretty sure the movie is now ruined for me forever.
That movie sucked. It was so boring.
Not that I would ever see this movie, being far too old to buy into this nonsense, but that was HILARIOUS!! I prefer Anne Rice's vampires to these 90210 looking freaks. I know this actor has come out in his own defense stating categorically that he DOES shower...but why is it that in every picture of him I see he looks like reheated ASS? Does he understand that you have to wash your HAIR, too, not just his penis? Just sayin'...
LOL! I have to wonder why every set he works on they say he stinks. He says its not true, but, it's always the same rumor. I think it's a little true.
I'm tired of looking at this fugly asshole and his unibrow.
I think he is hot. Sorry...I'm the minority, lol. To each their own. Saw the movie, liked the books a lot better!!
That's okay. You'll get over it. LOL!
I suppose I would care about 'Twilight'...if I were 12.
That was hilarious. My younger brother just bought the whole set of Twilight books for about $70 just so he can be seen reading them at school because apparently they are a 'chick magnet'. I asked if the movie was worth seeing and he said it is boring.
LOl at your brother. He's a genius. Tell him to dress in black and look pensive.
and to spike up his hair and not bathe for about a week. :D
I also read the book, so I knew there was no actual sex scene, since they barely even kiss in the book. It is sooo for 12 year olds! There is NO fucking vampire sex. ZERO!! So, don't bother! LOL!! LeStat is still the sexiest vampire ever transformed onto the pages of a book.
And the reason the movie "sucks" is the girl that plays Bella. She is terrible. The girls that love this shit love it for him, not her. She's the worst actor I have ever witnessed. I cannot bear her. I wanted to slap my TV screen. The best part is Edward and the bad-guy vampires, of course. They are actually the cool ones. O, and Alice is great. This was a funny post! Thanks for the awkward moments.
The last book has sex (although I'm not sure it really does). Read it and you decide but yeah there's some vamp love in Breaking Dawn (I think that's the last one).
I dont give a shit if people claim he stinks, he's still hot .. wonky eye & all! LOL
Somehow the college humor guy just screams John Mayer to me, and I feel like I just had a window in on his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
It was reported that the stink thing was a lie..they reported people on the New Moon set saying he was stinky when he hadn't been on the set yet.
I think he's great..and very goodlooking..
Eliza
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