Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ding dong! Hey, Pete, it's me!

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Pete Wentz is convinced somone will murder him and that's why he won't open the front door. Pete: "I used to think that some day I’d end up murdering a close friend or relative. Now it’s reversed and I’m convinced it’s going to happen to me. That’s the way I’m going out, I’m completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door – it greatly minimises that risk."
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How about the back door Pete? I know where he lives. I'm going to ding dong ditch him, only I'm going to yell "I've come to murrrrrder you, Petey!", right before I run away. I'm going to pack a lunch so I can do it all day long. If Ashlee answers the door, I'll just make myself invisible. I can do that. Pete is bipoloar, just thought I'd throw that in. Yer welcome, Pete.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If he was truly bipolar it would explain a whole lotta things.

Dirty Disher said...

He says he is. Read the article..if you can get through it. Articles about Pete are so darn...zzzzzzzz.......oppps. What happened?

Anonymous said...

Hard to tell reading that if he actually is bipolar or hes relating parts of himself to the highs and lows associated with it. But maaaan i can't help but wonder if AS knew what she was getting into. Not just the omg he's so much fun makes me feel alive because he just jumps in head first kind of crap. Living with someone who's bipolar during their unavoidable down swings in the manic dept can be hell on earth.

This quote made me laugh though.

"It was after the shoe-throwing incident – when those shoes came at him, his reflexes were so impressive. It made me think that maybe he wasn’t a great president, but he’d be fun to go out with for a few drinks."