Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Don't Touch Me!!!!!!


Star says Brad has been thrown out of the bedroom by Angie and now he's bunking with the kids. If Woody Allen bunked with his adopted kids we'd be screaming, but it's okay for Brad to do it. "Don't touch me!!!!" Now picture the fire shooting out of her eyes, and James Haven over in the corner jerking off.

You think I'm gonna touch that Natasha's last words bit? Nope.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

nobody would touch crabbie with the ten foot dick he craves.

Anonymous said...

...except you, that is. (@6:19)

Anonymous said...

ok, now how is it that we are privy to this piece of personal information. sounds like bullshit to me.

Anonymous said...

oh, agree anon 6:19

Anonymous said...

Sean Penn,Natalie Portman,Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie should have a pajama party for adulterers.
Obama must be so proud of his followers degrading this society.....

what a difference from the classy real family couple Liam Neeson and Richardson.

Anonymous said...

People need to leave Liam & Natasha out of all this trashy bullshit. Everytime someone wants to seem well informed or classy, the mention how they were nothing like the trashy Hollywood types in the gossip columns. Pulleeezz...enough already. We get it. I know, I agree. Just stop bringing it up. Dayum!

Anonymous said...

I think this one sounds true. She got what she wanted from Brad, and now it's time to move on and pack the kids on her back like a big spider and cruise the world looking for add-ons.

Anonymous said...

"ok, now how is it that we are privy to this piece of personal information. sounds like bullshit to me."
March 25, 2009 6:40:00 PM GST

I bet the nannies and other house staff sing like canaries.

Anonymous said...

Don't believe it. She was probably just relating a story and was being a bit animated and dramatic, which is a great change from that usual oh-I'm-so-bored with the world face we have seen lately.

Anonymous said...

Huh.

Natasha's still dead though, right?

The way the press is milking this (in a tasteful way) I tend to get momentarily confused.

Anonymous said...

Star Ragmag is like - so good - I mean, like, they get the best stuff 1st. Like, the nannies & other house staff would tell them rather than "sing" to where the money might be. Like, anon 7:07, you so fucking dumb

Anonymous said...

Yea I'm sure they don't have like 10 other bedrooms in their mansion. Star magazine kills me! lol