Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Fishsticks advice for Joaquin

Paltrow on Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career ..“I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I’m not quite sure what, but I can’t believe that he’s really going to quit acting forever to become a rapper,” she told MTV UK “It seems odd.”
When asked what advice she has for Joaquin she replied, “Hmm … maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe.”
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Thanks for clearing up the question, where do rappers come from? Gwyneth. Your infinite wisdom is as astounding as your British accent. Perhaps she can GOOP about it. Goop, is her childhood nickname, by the way, from when she was in private boarding school. Try saying it with a nasal whine and you'll get the full effect.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No wonder Brad dumped her.

Anonymous said...

Ok, she is plain stupid!

Anonymous said...

Stupid vile bitch.

Anonymous said...

...wow, she really said that? Is she stupid or just plain an all around fool.
"Let them eat cake" kind of comment, yes?

Anonymous said...

Pretentious tool. And she looks like a cadaver.