Thursday, March 5, 2009

Hey, Jon Gosselin, did you have a coupon for that piece of ass?



So, crabbie and I were yaking yesterday and he says "Jon Gosselin is the number 1 Google search today, wtf did he do, jump off a cliff? And I said no, he cheated on Kate and we called that here a looooooong time ago, didn't we Jon boy? According to The Star Jon's been slipping away from the old ball and chain and the kiddies to "party the night away with a bevy of college cuties!" The Illustrious Star promises more gossip today.
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But, we had an anon poster on here who claimed to know Jons little goings-ons and his girl (s?) on the side. I ignored it, but.......I read it. Heh. Witness at the bar, “He was acting like a drunk, girl-chasing frat boy,” one team member tells Star. “It really disturbed me. On the show he is so nice, but here, he was acting like an idiot.”
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“He was dirty dancing with several girls from the volleyball team, making out, kissing them on their necks and mouths,” says a witness in the bar.
“He was all over one girl, a long-haired blonde who’s nearly 6 feet tall. He left with several of the girls, including her.”
Gosselin reps say it aint so. They released some bla bla about the Gosslein's perfect marriage and true love. Yeah, they don't watch the show, I guess. Because if THAT'S true love, then I'm carrying a litter. Other tidbits of random Gosselin gossip have him drunkenly saying "I'm divorcin' her ass." He spent Valentines day with someone..but it wasn't Kate. Little fucker better watch out or she'll toss his organic pudding. And not in the good way, like some 6 foot blonde college girl...without 8 annoying children and a porcupines ass on her head.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

But why would the almost 6 foot tall and blonde college student want Jon? That's what I don't get. Maybe she was impressed that he's on TV.

I don't blame him for getting out. Kate is a terrible crone. But he should leave her first and then get out and about.

Dirty Disher said...

You answered the question yourself. LOL! Yeah, I think fame has gone to the little fuckers head and he plays the "star" card in local bars.

Anonymous said...

LOL I love how his face is always beat red when he's around any female that's not Kate. He looks pale and miserable when he's with her.

Anonymous said...

well he does have a good taste. Volleyball players are hot. Long, beautifull legs, cute asses. A sport that makes women sexy.

Anonymous said...

If he had good taste he wouldn't be married to the shrew from hell.

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:00
Jon face is beat red because hes been drinking and also because hes part Asian, its called the Asian flush something to do with that race not being able to handle alcohol . Jon as said he prefers Blondes. he has a type.

Anonymous said...

My face goes beet red from one beer. It's called wasted blonde flush.

Anonymous said...

and people think he's a great father when he's got 8 kids and he's going to bars alone to hang out with chicks????

i can't blame him for wanting to escape though...he should take the kids with him...

miss tia, at school...

Travis Noodle said...

The last thing I want to see is Kate Gosselin looking like she's being victimized by Jon's cheating behavior.

I can see Kate's PR people spinning the situation to make Jon look like the bad guy.

The viewers know the truth - that Jon was driven to cheat because he is being emasculated by Kate.

cupcake said...

I had a feeling about this ever since I first caught a few glimpses of the show.

However I don't buy that it's OK for him to cheat because she's being a shrew.

Anonymous said...

DD, greatest headline ever. LMAO!

I am agree with Travis Noodle. She will use anything to garner sympathy and play the "woe is me" card. It's like she's allergic to empathy.

Sprite

Anonymous said...

If Kate paid attention to how she talks to Jon, then MAYBE Jon would not be staying near his Mother and going to the bar with college girls.

I feel sorry for him big time. He deserves SO MUCH better! I wonder if they do break up - how will they keep the big house they just got???

Anonymous said...

the blonde is supposed to be the divorcee he is seeing in Huntingdon