"Well, look at me. I'm, like, little and adorable and I have this nasal whine and I bitch all the time. I hate my mother and I will, like, never forgive her. I hate her. I hate my sisters too. My sister Kim let a black guy pee on her and they made a film and sold it and then we got a TV show. But, all the guys like me the best, but, they can't have me. I have a gay boy friend who, like, pretends to be a womanizer. He's like, one of those prop things. Like Kim's dildo. Khloe is supposed to be the smart one, but, like, if she's so smart how comes she's so much bigger than me? She could have bones removed or something. I don't think she's that smart. Soooooo, I'm a nude model now. Nude means, like, naked, but, with class. For men's magazines. Which Bruce says is not classy, but, what does he know? He was in that Special Olympia thing, like, 60 years ago and now he cleans up our dog poop. I have to go shopping now. I just shop once a day, not like Kim who has a problem. We're having, like, an intervention thing for her. Like I care, right? Bitches! I hate them all. If I wasn't so cute and famous, I'd be mad, like, all the time. Scott says I can win an Oscar from my ass. He's a wad, but, like, he knows shit. I need an Oscar ass dress. Maybe a halter top. Check with me tomorrow, I'll have pictures. You can buy them."
Thursday, March 26, 2009
How did you get famous Kourtney?
"Well, look at me. I'm, like, little and adorable and I have this nasal whine and I bitch all the time. I hate my mother and I will, like, never forgive her. I hate her. I hate my sisters too. My sister Kim let a black guy pee on her and they made a film and sold it and then we got a TV show. But, all the guys like me the best, but, they can't have me. I have a gay boy friend who, like, pretends to be a womanizer. He's like, one of those prop things. Like Kim's dildo. Khloe is supposed to be the smart one, but, like, if she's so smart how comes she's so much bigger than me? She could have bones removed or something. I don't think she's that smart. Soooooo, I'm a nude model now. Nude means, like, naked, but, with class. For men's magazines. Which Bruce says is not classy, but, what does he know? He was in that Special Olympia thing, like, 60 years ago and now he cleans up our dog poop. I have to go shopping now. I just shop once a day, not like Kim who has a problem. We're having, like, an intervention thing for her. Like I care, right? Bitches! I hate them all. If I wasn't so cute and famous, I'd be mad, like, all the time. Scott says I can win an Oscar from my ass. He's a wad, but, like, he knows shit. I need an Oscar ass dress. Maybe a halter top. Check with me tomorrow, I'll have pictures. You can buy them."
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uh oh, special olympics mentioned. may I be politically correct (which I think is massively important to the well-being of the human race) & let you know of the error of your ways? Obama & now you. geeeezzzz
HA! DD, this is great. And I can totally believe this pea-brain would say Jenner was in the special olympics like 60 years ago. You really made me laugh.
anon 4:15.. get a life with your political correctness!! this is someone's blog, their personal thoughts.. if you don't like it, don't read it!!!!
hilarious post, DD!
She said special olympia, which is like, a country, I think. It's next to Armenia.
Fuck off 4:15. Is that politically correct enough for you?
She should get those massive hideous unsightly moley wart things burned off!
I kind of got the impression that 4:15 was kidding. Was it just me, or was that a joke? I don't take anyone on here that seriously. Lighten up people.
Anon 7:51, why are you so bitter? I will assume that your the same anon. spewing your nasty fuck you and fuck off's on the pther posts. Its a damn blog, get a life!
Ew, Ray J peed on Kim?
Ummm....I had no idea that Ray J peed on Kim in that video!!! SICK!! I knew that girl was a skank. I think Kourtney is the prettiest of the bunch...but all those biatches are dumb as rocks and I have no clue why any of them are famous.
Koutney looks like wet dog shit with maggots on top.
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