Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I think I've figured her out

Rumors are swirling that Angelina wants to adopt an Indian kid. I think she needs at least two more kids to cover up that place on her arm where that gigantic Billy Bob tattoo used to be.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmaoo - there ya go -- mystery solved.

crystal

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, she had that shit laserd, but, you can stil see it.

Anonymous said...

The bottom two numbers look much darker than the top four. Couldn't the tattoo "artists" find the matching fucking ink? It makes it look super fugly.

Anonymous said...

I think it's hilarious that she has shit inked all over her to cover up the old shit. HaHa!! At least there is that. She's had lots of work done to look like she does but can't fix her skin. And thats revenge enough.

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jolie has been lead to believe her shit doesn't stink like every other celebrity in Hollywood, when in reality she's the last person Id ever want my kids to admire. Her & Madonna need to get a house together & adopt kids & hire more nanny's to take care of these kids until their hearts content.

Anonymous said...

I really think that tattoo is eventually going to end up being a bar code. Then when she finally clones herself, they will know which one is the original.

cupcake said...

I still can't believe those are emeralds.

Anonymous said...

what does that tat say anyway? is it even english? i heard it was hindu or something...

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:46:00am-It's not Hindu. The tats are the latitudes and longitudes of the countries of the kid's births-in English abc's & 1,2,3's...

Anonymous said...

Would we rather a child be living on the street, digging in garbage to find a morsel to eat and drinking mud water or be added to the growing tribe of Pitt-Jolie and at least live in a wonderful house with lots of kids, have plenty to eat and all the money in the world to protect them from harm -- and hopefully two loving parents?

Anonymous said...

Why does she have the fucking 10 commandments tattooed on her freakin' arm? Do you think at some point she's going to look at that shit and go "gawd, do I look like an asshole or what?"