Some crazy reports were going around that Michael Jackson was going to put in an appearance at the funeral for gigantic media whore Jade Goody, who recently died of cancer. Unfortunately, these reports are now said to be untrue.
"Michael was never, ever coming, it was never on the agenda," said Goody's publicist Max Clifford. "He also feels the focus of the funeral should be about her and her family.
"But he has sent a lovely message of condolence to her family, that she was a brave girl and that her message will save a lot of lives, and he will be sending flowers."
Oh, man...I am so bummed. Michael Jackson showing up at Goody's funeral would've turned the whole affair into the freakshow it deserved to be. Now it'll just be a bunch of assholes pretending they're sad.
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I thought it was Anne Hathaway!!
rotfl 7:11 I think Anne Hathaway is an ugly weirdo too!!!
You know in this picture he sort of looks like one of the primates in the remake of planet of the apes that was out a few years ago.
he's trying to be reincarnate of joan crawford...
Everytime I see one of these recent, full-frontal headshots of Jacko I can't help but to pull up one of his headshots from around 1980 or so, (when he was just entering into adulthood) and just DRINK IN the 30 years worth of slice 'n dice.
And to think, 'ol Wacko ~swears~ he's never had anything more than TWO nose jobs!!! And it wasn't for cosmetic reasons... oh no, he had BREATHING problems. LOL He's sat in televised interviews with respected journalists and said (with a straight face) "People CHANGE. Our faces change as we get older."
Sure, Mike. We believe you. And Madonna's the long lost sister of Mother Theresa.
He used to be so cute...now he just looks like Halloween.
I recently watched a 10 min. "Billie Jean" clip on youtube. God he was good. and sharp looking.
...he is a fucking walking cartoon now.
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