There's some crazy rumor out there that Lindsay Lohan is going to convert to Judaism to please Samantha. Pffft. Don't you have to study to become a Jew? You don't just wake up one noon and say "Gee, I think I'm a Jew now." The only thing the Blow should study is chemistry. Honestly, how many grams does your brain weigh, Linds?
Monday, March 2, 2009
Jewish Blow?
There's some crazy rumor out there that Lindsay Lohan is going to convert to Judaism to please Samantha. Pffft. Don't you have to study to become a Jew? You don't just wake up one noon and say "Gee, I think I'm a Jew now." The only thing the Blow should study is chemistry. Honestly, how many grams does your brain weigh, Linds?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
Lohan = Fat Ass
Maybe she thinks she gets to line up for wine every week? Soon as she realizes no more friday nights out, the star of david is history lol.
They make it really, really difficult to convert unless you're already married to one. That's done to make sure you're absolutely solid in your faith before the conversion.
I doubt Ronson is a practicing Jew but whatever.
... public relations
Wait - her and the laplicker are still together ??? They're both nasty as fuck and look like they have cheesy cooters with flappyass twat lips down to their knees.
Post a Comment