Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Judge Throws Obstacle in Way of Adnan-Britney Reunion


Former pap Adnan Ghalib has been ordered by a judge to keep himself and his idiot facial hair completely away from Britney Spears for the next three years. This judge obviously doesn't understand the power of true love. Somehow, someway, Adnan and Britney will be reunited. I still believe.

7 comments:

Dirty Disher said...

All he has to do is put lights on the landing strip and she'll flap right to it.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Flap? You are killin' me! Stop! HaHaHaha

Roxanne

Anonymous said...

In the immortal words of Journey: Don't Stop Believing.

Truly this is the love story of the ages.

Anonymous said...

gawd, I hate this fucker. He needs to go back to the desert!

Anonymous said...

I have the same hairdo on my crotch as he does on his chin.
I think mine looks much better tho.

Anonymous said...

They are like a modern day Romeo and Juliet, no?

Anonymous said...

Anon 5:31 - laughing my fucking ass off!!