Monday, March 2, 2009

Katie Holmes, nothing but glamour and fun

Katie talked to Glamour magazine and all I got out of it was that her life is really, really fun! She and Tommy like to spend time together! She makes cupcakes and he makes pasta carbonara. He knows exactly how to do it, a pinch of this, a pinch of that! He even made it for her on a camping trip! (When did they go camping without the paps. I'm so sure.) They love, love, love watching movies in their big bed, fun movies like Madagascar and Cinderella, for Suri. (Shoot me in the head now.) They play fun games like Yahtzee and Scrabble and they grill and have pool parties! Yay! When ever a good song comes on at home, Tommy breaks out in a dance! Yipee! Katie always knew she would marry Tom Cruise. "It was just, I think I’m going to marry him. Why not? He’ll like me. I’m fun."
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Is there anyone out there who still believes this clap trap? Come on..one of you? ONE? Was he in Madagascar or Cinderella?? Because if he wasn't, they aren't watching it. And I'm sure he's feeding her a pinch of something, but, it aint pasta.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish it was true for her sake, but if it is true why does she look like she's aged 20 years? 20 hard years?

Dirty Disher said...

I don't know, but, she makes it sound like life with Tommy is one big amusment park. Celebs learn what to say during interviews. Sometimes I think it's all scripted.

NellyBoy said...

WTF is up with his forearm?
Is the space alien trying to break free of it's casing????

Air Kisses cuz I'm kinda freaked out,

NellyBoy

Anonymous said...

This is such a load of bull. First of all, spaghetti carbonara is fattening as shit, so if she's eating it all the time, she wouldn't weigh the 10 lbs she does now. Second, any time someone goes that overboard trying to present a perfect, happy life, its usually quite the opposite. Not that I would wish that for her, but that's usually the deal.

Anonymous said...

Pasta carbonara is only fattening depending on how you make it & how much your going to stuff in your face. The US is the only place that makes use of cream in it(it's supposed to be raw egg yolk) which makes a big difference to the end calorie count.

I don't think their life is as ideal as all that, but i don't think it's as bad as many of you seem to want it to be either lol.

Dirty Disher said...

He puts egg in it. He knows just when to put the egg in, according to Kate. Smirk.

Anonymous said...

He monitors/polices every morsel of food that goes into her mouth. Everything. She made the mistake of saying so herself in an early-days interview not long after they became a couple. He personally planned her diet and her daily menus and forbid her anything not on the "program".

Sad. But she actually tried to pass it off as being totally normal... laughing as she talked of him catching her about to eat a dessert item and having a fit.

Poor little, brainwashed thing.

Anonymous said...

Yep. I remember when she was "ordered" to lose the baby weight. What a croc!

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes I think it's all scripted."

Really? Do ya think?!?!!?
C'mon, DD, don't let me down. I know you know better than that
OF COURSE IT'S SCRIPTED!!!!!