Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Kendra's selling stripper poles

Wilkinson is launching her own line of stripper poles and a stripper pole workout. Kendra: “It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better. Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.” I thought they all hooked to the ceiling. How ya gonna spin on it if it's not hooked the the ceiling? WTF? I'd be so pissed if I ordered a stripper pole and it didn't hook to the ceiling. Oh, look I got, ummm, plumbing in the mail?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

She sticks to what she knows, just like Carmen "face like a tranny" Electra. Gloryfied strippers.

Eric in San Diego said...

Ewwww! "Sticks to what she knows" is just a little much! I'm sure she sticks to lots of stuff! As to Ms. Electra...she looks like the perfect blow up doll, but the Dennis Rodman connection has forever ruined her for me. Not with a rental dick!!

Anonymous said...

I know she's not personally constructing the poles, but there's no way I would buy something that could potentially kill me if it's shucked by her. Her image is not "quality, well-built, stable product."

Anonymous said...

this girl is nothing special in the looks dept, and of course we know the Mensa boys aren't sniffing around her doorstep

Anonymous said...

What did people actually think she was gonna be qualified to do when she left Hefs? She's literally a blonde ditz. Im glad she's found something to do,but I hope someone else does the installation of the poles.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, you'd have to ask Crabbie, I'm sure he has one in his house ~ but he probably has more than one use for it :)