Lindsay Lohan landed an interview with E!, and used it to set the record straight about her alleged wild ways and shaky relationship with the truth. "I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie," Ms. Lohan asserted. "I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."Hmm...positive message. Sure. Let's see, the last movie you did was that horror thing where you rubbed your cunt against a stripper pole then got chopped into little pieces. What was the positive message there? Never give up your dreams of being a dirty skank even when you've been reduced by 40%? Yeah, I'm sure that helped lots of people. And the Herbie remake, that was very uplifting too. And would've been moreso except Disney got embarrassed and digitally shrank your titties.
Sorry Lindsay, but no one believes a word you say anymore. And no one cares about your silly career aspirations. That part of your life is over. You are a tabloid star - you exist to get in trouble and make us feel superior. You do a good job of it. You should be proud.
11 comments:
She does drink, she does do drugs and all she does is lie. You're right..no one cares anymore.
How stupid does this little girl think the general public is?
She could have had it all but that ship sailed years ago.
at least she's hot
That's hot? I must be a goddess.
She's suffering from cocknesia. All that time she spends with Mr. Ronson has her dillusional.
exactly anon 4:05. She could have had it all.
drink, drugs, lies, & don't forget steals (as in fur coat, for instance). She really doesn't know it's over yet, does she.
Denial for her is a river in Africa.
This girl was well on her way to having it all for the rest of her life. Her stupid choices fucked it, and continue to fuck it. I think she fucked it so far down that it's fucked for life. dum dum.
Yup. She did it to herself. Blame the paparazzi. Good one. If she wasn't so paparazzi-worthy, they'd get bored and leave her alone.
The only pole she's rubbin her snatch on these days is Samanthas strap-on.
god fancy being a has been and loser at 22. its kinda sad really. still at least she's not a 22 year old street kid doing tricks in the backseat of cars for drugs. lohan is a privileged loser.
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