America's favorite lesbians Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have moved on from fighting about money to fighting about the men Lindsay has been flirting with. According to the British tabs, Lindsay met these two hunky DJs recently and has been exchanging texts with them, and of course Ronson feels all threatened which has led to even more public blow-ups. "Lindsay swears [the messages are] innocent but Sam worries she wants to start dating guys again," explained a source. Sorry Sam - once the dick has you, it has you forever. You can take a vacation from it but you can never escape.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Lohan's Itching For Dick - And Sam Don't Like It
America's favorite lesbians Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have moved on from fighting about money to fighting about the men Lindsay has been flirting with. According to the British tabs, Lindsay met these two hunky DJs recently and has been exchanging texts with them, and of course Ronson feels all threatened which has led to even more public blow-ups. "Lindsay swears [the messages are] innocent but Sam worries she wants to start dating guys again," explained a source. Sorry Sam - once the dick has you, it has you forever. You can take a vacation from it but you can never escape.
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And you should know....shouldn't you Crabbie..........
they are HAWT
Of course she wants the wank!. Jughead Ronson can't give it to her like a guy can, regardless of the apparatus employed.
I'm sorry, but Samantha Ronson is just a homely, HOMELY gal. If La Lohan actually IS gay, which I doubt, she could take a lesson from Ellen DeGeneris in this one regard...find a hot chick! Sheesh! That poor Ronson kid looks like she been BEAT with the ugly stick! Lindsay please...grow up now, ok? If you decide not to do that, then at least have the tiniest SHRED of dignity and GO THE FUCK AWAY!!
Lindsays not fuckin gay, she's only been in this "relationship" because of the press it gets her ! She LOVES and thrives on attention, good & bad, and this gets her some. Did Sam actually believe that Lindsay would just TURN into a carpet muncher? Your either born that way or your not! I imagine that Sam definately plays the man part, I doubt Lindsay actually does any laplickin.
I've been shocked they've stayed together this long, even if a big part of it is the attention it gets her.
I'm with the above post - it amazes me too they are still together, but I still think it is just a phase for Lindsay and Sam will go ballistic the day the part.
crystal
I know love is supposed to be blind and all, but is it also deaf? I heard Sam Ronson's voice and thought "Wow! I bet she can PEEL PAINT when she shrieks!" Ms. Lohan, please...either go back to being straight, or at least find an attractive lover! This joke is getting OLD, girl!
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